"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Expert predicts sex with robots soon

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Am i the only one here who's seen fvcking machines? lol. Yeah i admit it was hot.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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So what's the difference if the robots become so life like that they can think, act and look like real humans? You'll have a 100% loyal hot f*ck buddy, if you didn't know it was a robot you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. That's a pretty good deal.
 

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Hope they hurry up with it, the real thing is just way too hard to obtain.

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I wouldnt personally **** a robot, but it wouldtake womn off thier pedisatls for sure, most guys being afcs will flock the robot option leaving the women shorthanded on sex supply.
 

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We'll all be dead by then. Why even discuss it? Today is what it is. We can't change it. The universe is in control. Life's too short. Get REAL pvssy with the emotional problems that come with it, here while you can.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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navyseal2101 said:
I wouldnt personally **** a robot, but it wouldtake womn off thier pedisatls for sure, most guys being afcs will flock the robot option leaving the women shorthanded on sex supply.
They would just acquire male robots, and then we'd all be happy :/
 

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Poonani Maker said:
They would just acquire male robots, and then we'd all be happy :/
Women need men for attention first and foremost. I don't think a robot will be a good substitute for that unless they didn't know it was a bot.



Poonani Maker said:
We'll all be dead by then. Why even discuss it? Today is what it is. We can't change it. The universe is in control. Life's too short. Get REAL pvssy with the emotional problems that come with it, here while you can.
I plan to live another 50 years. On top of that (no pun intended) as medical technology improves we should see extended life expectancy as well. At some point if we maintain social order and continue to progress we will reverse engineer our biological systems and learn to create replacement parts. Once that happens the same technology that builds a completely lifelike robot could also create a durable synthetic replacement body for us.

Just be sure you live to see it and can afford it when it becomes available.
 

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Aboleo said:
I would totally **** a robot... so long as it's not Rosie from The Jetsons. Ha ha, nah... I like the real thing. Check this **** out, though... it's pretty spooky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY8-sJS0W1I&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJZTWwy6eUw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbFFs4DHWys&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=091ugdiojEM&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sjV_lxSVQo&feature=related

KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL. DESTROY ALL HUMANS!
This is very spooky, IMO. This thread cracked me up at first, I'll admit, I thought..yeah bring on the sexbot!!

After seeing these though...man, I hope society doesn't reach a level where robots replace human interaction. Scary sh!t..they are like zombies, walking dead, there's no life there.

:down: with the sexbot..
 

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Will these robots go to sleep afterwards, or will they insist on keeping you up all night to talk about the stupidest sh1t?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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