backseatjuan
Banned
Best part is that guitar in trash can
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Excellent take down of femenists
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Best part is that guitar in trash can
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
amazingswayze
Master Don Juan
thats just police brutality man
backseatjuan
Banned
No it's not. Brutality is when botans or guns are used, when sh`t is beaten out and then the dude is taken to jail and charged. These hoes got whiped, cursed at, and let go.
LiveFreeX
Banned
Fvck it, I love Russia, would move there in a pindrop if they would take my wife and I.
Women are insanely hot, socialized health care and education... great place to grow up for kids. Will have my children learning Russian from an early age.
Women are insanely hot, socialized health care and education... great place to grow up for kids. Will have my children learning Russian from an early age.
logicallefty
Moderator
Damn what were they protesting? And were they lawfully allowed to be where they were doing it?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Skyline
Master Don Juan
They do weird stuff in Russia. There's a YouTube channel called "Stop a douche bag movement" and it's basically a group of people stopping drivers from driving on areas that isn't a road, like a sidewalk or a park. Yes, a park.
It gets crazy too, some guys pull out guns and there was even a guy who pulled out an AK-47.
It gets crazy too, some guys pull out guns and there was even a guy who pulled out an AK-47.
