backseatjuan
Banned
Best part is that guitar in trash can
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Excellent take down of femenists
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Best part is that guitar in trash can
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
amazingswayze
Master Don Juan
thats just police brutality man
backseatjuan
Banned
No it's not. Brutality is when botans or guns are used, when sh`t is beaten out and then the dude is taken to jail and charged. These hoes got whiped, cursed at, and let go.
LiveFreeX
Banned
Fvck it, I love Russia, would move there in a pindrop if they would take my wife and I.
Women are insanely hot, socialized health care and education... great place to grow up for kids. Will have my children learning Russian from an early age.
Women are insanely hot, socialized health care and education... great place to grow up for kids. Will have my children learning Russian from an early age.
logicallefty
Moderator
Damn what were they protesting? And were they lawfully allowed to be where they were doing it?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Skyline
Master Don Juan
They do weird stuff in Russia. There's a YouTube channel called "Stop a douche bag movement" and it's basically a group of people stopping drivers from driving on areas that isn't a road, like a sidewalk or a park. Yes, a park.
It gets crazy too, some guys pull out guns and there was even a guy who pulled out an AK-47.
It gets crazy too, some guys pull out guns and there was even a guy who pulled out an AK-47.
