"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Examples of "Teasing"?

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Heheh, well I never really understood what is meant by "teasing" a girl, but I'm sure its great fun to do. Any DJ's kind enough to explain and give a few examples? THANKS
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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JSH

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mock her, make fun of her. How can you not understand teasing. You know what you did when you were a little kid and would tell the girl that you really really liked that she was ugly and then would run away when she tried to kiss you, even though you secretly wanted to be kissed. Thats teasing,

There are two ways of teasing

Teasing by not giving her something: ie she wants to kiss you, hover your lips above hers, breathing into her mouth but moving away every time she tries to kiss you.

Teasing her by being rude to her: not to make her cry, but to make her laugh. Say patently untrue things about her to her. Not being rude

Search ****y and Funny for examples
 
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just say stuff like "I heard what you did" although she didn't do anything. She'll be like what?" you be like "Man thats messed up" "You be weird" "I saw what you were doing over there that one day"

or "Man you really try hard to look better than me don't youse?"

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Sometimes you just have to use whats happening in the moment. You can tease her about her hair, an article of clothing, something that happened to her, anything basically. Like a few weeks ago my gf got her toung periced, so everytime she came in for a kiss I would intentionally touch her lips with the tip of my toung knowing that she couldn't use her toung for a while because of the peircing.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ya, a girl at my school wore solid pink and i said," man, i could realy go for some cotton candy. lauren, gat your a*s over here." it was great.
 
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