"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Examples of HB10's in the media

Fatality

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Originally posted by Jay-X
fatality, would you like it if i laughed at your personal 10? i don't think so, hence stop judjing other guys' opinions

I wouldn't care plus I don't think any girl in the world is a 10.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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themanwithnoname

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It's all subjective, everyone has a different scale, I don't particularly like Jay-X's list since it goes by attractiveness here's mines based on logic:

1 - road kill = burn victim

2 - retarded = retard at mcdonalds

3 - ugly face, ugly body = 300lb beast

4 - ugly face, average body = butterface

5 - average face, average body = your average "outdoorsey" girl

6 - cute face, average body = the next door girl

7, cute face, hot body = the typical waitress, club girl, etc.

8, hot face, hot body = random hollywood biatch.

I don't understand why people qualify some girls as 9s-10s even if the girl is all loose and party animal type. You people qualify by looks and not what is inside, idiots.

9, hot face, hot body, wife qualities = random hollywood biatch but is loyal to her man.

10, hot face, hot body, wife qualities, and rich. = random hollywood biatch loyal with her man, and has a non-art degree, invests, or has a business.

And here are some negative qualifying points.. which mean negative 1-2 points if she has any of the problem:

-1 = if she has had a drug, alcohol or a concurrent drug, alcohol problem.

-1 = if she has had plastic surgery besides a breast job.

-1 to 2 = if she has a currently or has had a mental problem.

-1 = if she has been involved with any public pornographic imagery or has a reputation as a w hore.

Example: Angelina Jolie who would qualify as a 7 in my books because she has a mental problem and seems like a w hore she would be a 4.

Another example: Paris Hilton who would qualify as a 6 in my books, but because she's been in porn, plastic surgery, and a mental problem she'd be a 3-4 which is the equivalent of a 300lb beast or butterface.

For guys looking for compatbility in a girl, you rate yourself based on my same scale and then go for girls that are at the same level or 1 notch higher, don't go below your attraction scale, people judge your appearance with the girl.

If you're a 5, you should go for a 5,6 girl. If you're a 7, you should go for 7,8 girl. If you're a 8, you should go for 8-10s. What I say about "hot face" means the face matches universally accepted attractive masculine/feminine facial structure.

According to my scale, Tara Reid seems more like a 6 but I hear stories about her so she could be a 5.
 

Jay-X

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Originally posted by Fatality
I wouldn't care plus I don't think any girl in the world is a 10.
ok, i'll be clearer, i was trying to make you understand that looks are subjective and you can't laugh at me because i say that tara reid is beautiful
 

Fatality

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Originally posted by Jay-X
ok, i'll be clearer, i was trying to make you understand that looks are subjective and you can't laugh at me because i say that tara reid is beautiful
ok
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X

10: tara reid, i didn't know her name, so i looked for it online and look what i found:

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/reidslip.html


this is what i define "a dream"
Nahh, she obviously had a b00b job, so that's a point off right there. Look at the scar around her nipple.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I don't think Eva Longoria is pretty at all. She's to thin, and she has a right smugness about her. I wouldn't even think about landing her... never.

Beauty, pain, love, evil - it's all a point of view man!
 

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Wow hahah who lets their boob hang out and doesnt even know? Yeah man, fake titties are definately a few points off, the scarring is hideous.
 
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