"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ex wife ****ed someone else while divorced

way2smart

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Come on guys. Each time some one replies to this thread, it keeps reminding me of my ex wife. Why don't we just let this thread die? Along with all the memories...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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dude99

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Come on guys. Each time some one replies to this thread, it keeps reminding me of my ex wife. Why don't we just let this thread die? Along with all the memories...
Done. Maybe one of the mods can close it for us.
 

EyeBRollin

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Why are you making a thread about an ex wife?

She's an EX. You dumped her for a reason. Find your balls and chase other chicks. Forget about this woman. She is DEAD to you.
 
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