"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ex wants me to write something in her yearbook

iCatch

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we get our yearbooks soon and she said she wants me to sign it. what can i write to **** with her head? give me some ideas on some things i can write so she'll start thinking about me again. i don't want her back. i just want to mess with her thoughts lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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eaglez1177

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"I'll always be thinking about you"
"Im gonna really miss you"
"See ya in the real world"
"Hopefully we'll see each other again"
"You'll always be in my heart"
 

War Against Betaism

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What I did to this one girl that I didn't like was that next to another person's quote, I put a comma and wrote my name. It was like

"Good luck in college, I wish you the very best!
- John, War Against Betaism"
 
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