"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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woods

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I got a myspace from this chick who was my roomate, who screwed me over for a couple hundred bucks several years ago. Im gonna be seeing her again at a hometown reunion in Vegas. Before I reply with a rude message, I wanted to see what you all think.
Its been years, and Ive forgiven a lot of people for worse, but I dont want to be a wuss about it. What do you guys think I should write her? She is fvckable, by the way.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Reply with "Hi there sweatie, I'm so happy to hear from you, you still owe me a couple hundred bucks! Looking forward to seeing you again."
 

Create Reality

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Don't do what ^^^^ said! Actually tell her you are single and try to hook up with her. Then when the moment comes grab the money and RUUUUUN! :woo:
 

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Maybe I was too direct there, ok try this reply:

"Hi there sweatie, I'm so happy to hear from you, you still owe me a couple hundred bucks you human sperm bank! Looking forward to seeing you again."
 

woods

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Create Reality said:
Don't do what ^^^^ said! Actually tell her you are single and try to hook up with her. Then when the moment comes grab the money and RUUUUUN! :woo:
I like your idea. lol. im really not after the money, but i do want her to apologize, then open wide when I see her. I'll grudge fvck the debt out of her!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

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