"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ex Girlfriend

Juggalo

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I met up with my ex girlfriend tonight after work to see if she still had feelings for me and she said that she still cared about me but she just liked being single for a change. I then asked if there was any hope for us in the future and she said that she wasn't going to make any promises and then I miss out on an opportunity just because I'm waiting on her...

She misses me and I know it...the way she acts...and she's constantly flirting with me at work (we work together)

So I know you all don't know the girl...but do you all think that when she's ready to get back into a relationship...that she'll come to me? Her deal is that she's dropped one boyfriend and gotten with someone shortly after...with no break...so she's probably liking the single life...not being tied town to a person and all...that's what she even says...in a way.
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I was being ****y/funny tonight with her telling her that I knew that she missed me and all...she laughed and said I was pretty ****y...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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oakraiderz2

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Kiss her on the check or the forehead and give her a smile whenever youre leaving from hanging out with her. While smiling give her a look and just walk away.
 

Juggalo

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Well...

I went to work today and a guy that I was working with told me that she said that I was going to be mad at her when I found out what she did last night. So I asked her what was up and she said, "Nothing"

She had told the guy that she didn't feel like talking abou it. I talked to my manager and thought that maybe she had an abortion or something and the kid was mine...something like that...as my friend and I discussed...anyway...I came in at four and my friend came in at two...she left at four so when she went to go out to her car I followed her out and asked her again what was going on and she told me that it wasn't what I was thinking when I talked to the manager...

She told me that it really didn't concern me because she's her own person and she's single...but it had to do with something stupid she did last night and she knew I'd be mad if I found out about it. FYI: She got drunk and was around a bunch of guys..her drinking buddies that she's been hanging out with here recently and getting drunk with. This one guy has stood out. She's been talking about this one guy above them all...her attitude with them all is that they're just friends that she gets drunk with...but with this guy...I think she's into him. I asked her if she liked anyone when we hung out and she said no...but yeah.

Bottom line...I think she ****ed the guy after getting drunk...she regrets it ("I did something stupid last night") and knows I'd get mad but doesn't care because she's "single" and "I'm my own person"

Is that what you all get from it?
 
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