silverwex
Master Don Juan
Just got this by email today - thought id share it with you guys! Its so true btw...
The Ex-Girlfriend
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other
day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used
to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like
to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me,
saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fvck off and I hung up.
The Ex-Girlfriend
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other
day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used
to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like
to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me,
saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fvck off and I hung up.
