"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ex GF/ Hotel / Gettting Parents to let her stay out

high_roller77

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Ok so a few seeks ago my friend set me up with pretty much this blind prom date but so far I have been unimpressed and have been considering nexting her. About a week ago my ex from almost a year ago started im'ing me and talking to me again out of the blue. If I take my ex to prom any tips on how to make it go Don Juan ssmooth ;) Also shes not sure how late her parents will let her stay out, shes in 10th grade, but easly the hottest 10th grader at our school. Is there somthing good I can say to help convice not just mer but mostly her parents to stay in the hotel after prom? She would probably do it if her parents would let her, but the problem is the parents :cuss:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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Haha. You gotta be kidding me. MOST LIKELY there is NO chance that her parents will let her stay in a *HOTEL ROOM* on prom night... or ANY night without her parents staying with her.

You should just forget about the hotel room. You're best bet would have her lie, but girls who lie like that turn into trouble, per se, in MY eyes.

I'm pretty sure most people would say "Tell her to lie and say 'she's staying with a friend'". I'd have to agree with that IF you even consider it.

Plus, if anything, ask her parents directly, and be a man about it. Make sure the parents know you have ground rules and you won't go overboard... especially prom night.

THEN, some other day you can get 'some' from her. Sex on prom night is way too cliche... don't let people think it's "cool" or anything. Sex on prom night, sex on the beach, sex on your parents bed, sex on your bed, it's all the same -- but hey, don't take MY word, I still have my V-Card and don't know nothing ABOUT it.

Just have other kind of fun with her on prom night. And since it's prom night, she'll be expecting you to TRY to hook up with her. Just get her horny, and then turn her down until much later. Anticipation would probably make her more 'fun' later on. She'll respect you for it... especially since she's "the hottest 10th grader" and could get any guy she wants.

Anybody agree?
 

Ken88

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I agree, but it does seem tempting if it could be pulled off:woo:
 
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