Ex booty call's wedding... Why you should never get married!

[JPFromTally]

You want to know why I will never get married?...

I used to have this booty call, Julie. I met her at a party about five years ago and made out with her the night I met her. Really pretty girl - tall, gorgeous smile and a great personality to match. I called her a few days later and she invited me to a party she was throwing - by the end of that night she was drunk and practically begged to give me a bj. She wasn't really experienced in the sex department but for the next few months I did such nasty things to her that I can't possibly repeat. Luckily I got most of it on video tape. I think I took her to an Applebee's a couple of times but other than that I never really made any effort with her as far as dates.

Well she ends up graduating and gets offered a job in a city a few states away. She tells me that she'll stay if I can give her a relationship. Unfortunately, she didn't know that I already had a girlfriend the whole time and the last thing I needed was another woman nagging about meeting her parents. So I tell her some BS that I'm not ready or something cheesy but that I wished her the best of luck and that we should stay friends. However, over the next year I was lucky enough to go to the town she lived in on business a few times and we hooked up while I was there.

Now I'm actually the worst long distance friend anyone could ever have. To me if you're out of sight you're out of mind. But me and this girl actually kept in touch over the next couple of years and eventually she meets some dude who worships her - I mean buys her fancy gifts, takes her on cruises, skiing, blah, blah... So sure enough he proposes and they get married and she invites me to the wedding.

So me and the current girl I'm with go up to the wedding and as I'm watching the ceremony this guy she's marrying (who's actually a really nice guy - just a total AFC) starts crying while he's saying he's vows. Actually, he was downright weeping while he's professing his undying love for her. Now I don't know if you've ever seen a grown man weep but it's pretty ugly.

So here he is crying and saying how he's so lucky to have her and I'm in the back thinking about all the times I treated her like my little sex puppet. At this time it occurs to me that in this day and age unless you're meeting girls at the Virgin Mart you're likely to fall in love and marry a girl who has a dirty, dirty past with guys like me.

So what's the moral of the story? Marriage as an institution is dead. Women have killed it. It's now solely for AFC's who are content when they find a woman who will give them a steady piece. Now ask yourself, "Do I want to be the guy crying during his vows or do I want to be the guy sitting in the back with a big smile on his face knowing he dodged a bullet."

Oh and just in case you're wondering... I did really nasty things to my date when I got back to the hotel - and I got it on video tape. I wonder who's going to marry her?

 

[Thugo]

You want to know why I will never get married?...

I used to have this booty call, Julie. I met her at a party about five years ago and made out with her the night I met her. Really pretty girl - tall, gorgeous smile and a great personality to match. I called her a few days later and she invited me to a party she was throwing - by the end of that night she was drunk and practically begged to give me a bj. She wasn't really experienced in the sex department but for the next few months I did such nasty things to her that I can't possibly repeat. Luckily I got most of it on video tape. I think I took her to an Applebee's a couple of times but other than that I never really made any effort with her as far as dates.

Well she ends up graduating and gets offered a job in a city a few states away. She tells me that she'll stay if I can give her a relationship. Unfortunately, she didn't know that I already had a girlfriend the whole time and the last thing I needed was another woman nagging about meeting her parents. So I tell her some BS that I'm not ready or something cheesy but that I wished her the best of luck and that we should stay friends. However, over the next year I was lucky enough to go to the town she lived in on business a few times and we hooked up while I was there.

Now I'm actually the worst long distance friend anyone could ever have. To me if you're out of sight you're out of mind. But me and this girl actually kept in touch over the next couple of years and eventually she meets some dude who worships her - I mean buys her fancy gifts, takes her on cruises, skiing, blah, blah... So sure enough he proposes and they get married and she invites me to the wedding.

So me and the current girl I'm with go up to the wedding and as I'm watching the ceremony this guy she's marrying (who's actually a really nice guy - just a total AFC) starts crying while he's saying he's vows. Actually, he was downright weeping while he's professing his undying love for her. Now I don't know if you've ever seen a grown man weep but it's pretty ugly.

So here he is crying and saying how he's so lucky to have her and I'm in the back thinking about all the times I treated her like my little sex puppet. At this time it occurs to me that in this day and age unless you're meeting girls at the Virgin Mart you're likely to fall in love and marry a girl who has a dirty, dirty past with guys like me.

So what's the moral of the story? Marriage as an institution is dead. Women have killed it. It's now solely for AFC's who are content when they find a woman who will give them a steady piece. Now ask yourself, "Do I want to be the guy crying during his vows or do I want to be the guy sitting in the back with a big smile on his face knowing he dodged a bullet."

Oh and just in case you're wondering... I did really nasty things to my date when I got back to the hotel - and I got it on video tape. I wonder who's going to marry her?

that was straight entertainment!

Yeah.. my ex is married too... I wasn't invited to the wedding, but I do remember turning her into a pretzel on multiple occasions.

And she married the guy right after we split up, because I wouldn't.

I wasn't invited to the wedding though!

 

[Last Man Standing]

Bravo!!!!!!!! Best lesson thread to date this year!!!! A must read! Thrilling - three thumbs up! Entertaining and has a purpose!

Haha, the dude that was marrying her was probably a DJ from this forum - foolish bastard!

I been trying to warn these kids on here about hors for a long time and this scenario that you described will be their future if they don't take heed to the lesson!! Marry only a virgin and a righteous woman -- all the rest are hors and must be treated as such in your complementary pimp role!

 

[DJDamage]

Marry only a virgin

How the hell are you suppose to marry a virgin??

1) Most girls lose their virginity before the age of 20 (unless they are Amish or ultra religious which is another problem by itself).

2) How can you marry someone without sleeping with them first?? This is like buying a car without taking it out for a spin, otherwise you might be buying a lemon.

 

[Last Man Standing]

How the hell are you suppose to marry a virgin??

1) Most girls lose their virginity before the age of 20 (unless they are Amish or ultra religious which is another problem by itself).

2) How can you marry someone without sleeping with them first?? This is like buying a car without taking it out for a spin, otherwise you might be buying a lemon.

I can easily get a 16 year old virgin if I wanted one and if she was legal (depending on state) and it would not be a problem to do - I live in America so to get a virgin you may have to go down to 11 years old!

If she was a virgin when I met her then I must be assure of that before marriage - so I will test ride it or no deal - but she must not give it up until a promised engagement!

You do not have to be "utra" anything to have good values, ethical, moral, of good standing in character, clean and proper - you just must have convictions in doing the proper and right thing!

Once a woman starts horing then there is no stopping her kid -- learn from experience and look at the point of this thread! I've known this for 28 years - I have never been wrong in this regard - not a once!!

 

[DJDamage]

I can easily get a 16 year old virgin if I wanted one and if she was legal (depending on state) and it would not be a problem to do

Please enlighten me how does a 44 year old man even approaches a 16 year old girl without an alarm bells going in her head. You would think that a 16 year old virgin with good morals will readily jump into the arms of a 44 year old man

If she was a virgin when I met her then I must be assure of that before marriage - so I will test ride it or no deal - but she must not give it up until a promised engagement!

So when she gets the big diamond ring with a promise of marriage then you get to jump her bones?? How long this process is going to take?? You would think a 16 year old girl would probably get tired from kissing a man after 2 months without nothing else happens and then will say yes to a marriage proposel?? It doesn't make sense and its very unrealistic.

Now suppose she agrees with your marriage proposel, and you ending up fvcking her and the sex is really bad I mean just awful due to her inexperience or the fact that she is just bad, are you going to continue and get married knowing fully that there is a chance the sex will be lousy?? if the answer is no then what are you going to do?? cast her aside and basically call her a 'hor' that no man should be touching now because she slept with another man before marriage???. Do you think that a 16 year old girl from the year 2006/2007 is capable of being a happy and a good housewife from the get go?? You are more likely to babysit her then she will make you happy and be happy. I think someone has been watching the Andy Griffith show when they were young.

You do not have to be "utra" anything to have good values, ethical, moral, of good standing in character, clean and proper - you just must have convictions in doing the proper and right thing!

I have yet to meet a 16 year old girl with enough life experiences to have all that ingrained into her.

Once a woman starts horing then there is no stopping her kid -- learn from experience and look at the point of this thread! I've known this for 28 years - I have never been wrong in this regard - not a once!!

Just because a woman fvck's before marraige does not make her a hor.

 

[Cloudtopsun2100]

thats a good read but it also has me thinking about the girls that I will pick to date once I get back to the US....almost no way I can figure out who is a slvt and who is not-- cant marry a virgin cause sex is something that helps me like a girl more -- ie if its got passion then things improve- no passion then no second time..

 

[Last Man Standing]

Please enlighten me how does a 44 year old man even approaches a 16 year old girl without an alarm bells going in her head. You would think that a 16 year old virgin with good morals will readily jump into the arms of a 44 year old man

Absolutely - it is not as far-fetched as you think - but it can't be done by all 44 years old - there must be an attraction between the parties involved - I have that attraction capability and look much younger than my years!! And have much game!!!

So when she gets the big diamond ring with a promise of marriage then you get to jump her bones?? How long this process is going to take?? You would think a 16 year old girl would probably get tired from kissing a man after 2 months without nothing else happens and then will say yes to a marriage proposel?? It doesn't make sense and its very unrealistic.

It is unrealistic for you because you are looking into this world of the "Hor Matrix" - I will not give her a diamond ring - it would be a very simple thing. You never saw a woman of virtue - I understand - you live in America - the mother of harlots!!! You can't comprehend such a woman! It's an impossibility - you say. No, it was a reality a few years ago and it is a reality today, but on a much smaller scale!!

Now suppose she agrees with your marriage proposel, and you ending up fvcking her and the sex is really bad I mean just awful due to her inexperience or the fact that she is just bad, are you going to continue and get married knowing fully that there is a chance the sex will be lousy?? if the answer is no then what are you going to do?? cast her aside and basically call her a 'hor' that no man should be touching now because she slept with another man before marriage???. Do you think that a 16 year old girl from the year 2006/2007 is capable of being a happy and a good housewife from the get go?? You are more likely to babysit her then she will make you happy and be happy. I think someone has been watching the Andy Griffith show when they were young.

Haha, you are merely acknowledging the state of hordoms today - this is why I am NOT married!! Your mind is being limited to what you see -- most in the world don't see what you see in america -- hors are the exception not the rule in the world -- but in America they are the rule and the norm!!

Your main determinant in being with a woman is the vagina and this is why you are guaranteed to fail!!! I look for femininity and values and strength in convictions and this is where I'm guaranteed for success!! Quit holding the pvssy at such a high value!! This is why women can control men, because of this weak mindset!!!!

I have yet to meet a 16 year old girl with enough life experiences to have all that ingrained into her.

It is because you never met a woman -- you have only met hors!!!

Just because a woman fvck's before marraige does not make her a hor.

keep kidding yourself -- look around and see what havoc this mindset has wrought in the last 40 years!!

You can't even define a hor without this premise!!! Go ahead and try it! You will not succeed - I guarantee it!!!

 

[lookyoung]

To be honest I rather be the guy in the back laughing. But man how many girls are virgins these days. Unless your indian,arabian,albanian, etc.... You are going to be hardpressed to find a virgin girl....


I happen to be albanian so I think I have a descent shot of getting one. People think that a girl that fvcked many guys is the best in bed... THis is so untrue.

I have fvcked sluts and have fvcked innocent girls. It seems that the innocent girls are better in bed. Reason being is the sluts probably had bad experiences with men. men cheated on them, took advantage of them, hit them, etc....


Sex is passion and when these things happen to a woman then her passion dissolves and the sex isn't as good. I would love to marry a virgin as crazy as it sounds.

Get married at 33 and marry a 19 year old virgin.

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

Why bore us with this rubbish, all you needed to do was write a few fvcking words being, cold approach, be sexual, fvck them on the night of your meeting them, there is no need to brag and have a big head about something that is so fvcking simple.

 

[Scorched]

Over the past year or so, two of my guy friends have both had sex with the same girl who was engaged. Recently I went to her wedding and she didn't act in the least bit sorry.

Her marriage was more of a show for their families. Rich southern families seem to pressure their kids to get married and live that classic life... I have to wonder how many marriages are a joke.

I don't know if the guy is a chump or not. I suspect he is, because he knew she was a cheater... Took her back after she dumped him for another guy. Etc...

I don't plan on getting married unless I'm like 40 and the girl had given me 8 sons. ha haaaa

I'm not saying marriage is for chumps but... I'm starting to think it is...

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Speaking of Exs, the girl I banged in high school for 3 years is getting married. I popped her cherry and turned her into a hoe. Almost every day I banged it. For the last year I didn't even use a rubber. Like seriously she went from having a nice p*ssy to some 30 year old porn star crap. I bet I could have fit my hand in their if I wanted. Wow too much info... ha haaaa... We role played, I had her barrow a friends cheerleading out fit. Towards the end of the relationship (my senior year) she liked to be tied up, I didn't have rope, so I used Cat-5 and Coaxial, yes you heard me, I tied that hoe up with networking cable. My Networking teacher asked everyone what they did over X-Mas break. Everyone thought I was joking until they saw the bruises around her wrists and ankles. I doubt I’ll be invited to the wedding.

 

[MrS]

Jesus, Last Man Standing is just the most bitter guy on Earth.

 

[Scorched]

It is unrealistic for you because you are looking into this world of the "Hor Matrix"

NEO: What is the "Hor Matrix"?

MORPHEUS: The "Hor Matrix" is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this room. You can see it out your window, or on your television. You feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

 

[PigAdlemPimp]

You want to know why I will never get married?...

I used to have this booty call, Julie. I met her at a party about five years ago and made out with her the night I met her. Really pretty girl - tall, gorgeous smile and a great personality to match. I called her a few days later and she invited me to a party she was throwing - by the end of that night she was drunk and practically begged to give me a bj. She wasn't really experienced in the sex department but for the next few months I did such nasty things to her that I can't possibly repeat. Luckily I got most of it on video tape. I think I took her to an Applebee's a couple of times but other than that I never really made any effort with her as far as dates.

Well she ends up graduating and gets offered a job in a city a few states away. She tells me that she'll stay if I can give her a relationship. Unfortunately, she didn't know that I already had a girlfriend the whole time and the last thing I needed was another woman nagging about meeting her parents. So I tell her some BS that I'm not ready or something cheesy but that I wished her the best of luck and that we should stay friends. However, over the next year I was lucky enough to go to the town she lived in on business a few times and we hooked up while I was there.

Now I'm actually the worst long distance friend anyone could ever have. To me if you're out of sight you're out of mind. But me and this girl actually kept in touch over the next couple of years and eventually she meets some dude who worships her - I mean buys her fancy gifts, takes her on cruises, skiing, blah, blah... So sure enough he proposes and they get married and she invites me to the wedding.

So me and the current girl I'm with go up to the wedding and as I'm watching the ceremony this guy she's marrying (who's actually a really nice guy - just a total AFC) starts crying while he's saying he's vows. Actually, he was downright weeping while he's professing his undying love for her. Now I don't know if you've ever seen a grown man weep but it's pretty ugly.

So here he is crying and saying how he's so lucky to have her and I'm in the back thinking about all the times I treated her like my little sex puppet. At this time it occurs to me that in this day and age unless you're meeting girls at the Virgin Mart you're likely to fall in love and marry a girl who has a dirty, dirty past with guys like me.

So what's the moral of the story? Marriage as an institution is dead. Women have killed it. It's now solely for AFC's who are content when they find a woman who will give them a steady piece. Now ask yourself, "Do I want to be the guy crying during his vows or do I want to be the guy sitting in the back with a big smile on his face knowing he dodged a bullet."

Oh and just in case you're wondering... I did really nasty things to my date when I got back to the hotel - and I got it on video tape. I wonder who's going to marry her?

G'day Loser. "Merry Christmas"

 

[Last Man Standing]

Jesus, Last Man Standing is just the most bitter guy on Earth.

Mrs, that is something only a bitter female would say!!

Truth has no emotions - it just is!!!

 

[Leporello]

I gotta say: so what?

I'm still sleeping with my ex. When I met her, she was a sweet, innocent virgin. Within a month of meeting her I took her cherry, and proceeded over the next year or so to fvck her every possible way, take naked pictures of her, grope her in public, regularly slap (and fvck) her ass so hard she couldn't sit down for days. She went from blushing when I gave her tits a squeeze to saying "I love your c0ck" as a way of greeting. And whenever we went out, she always paid.

but... so? Are we so petty, so jealous, that we cannot stomach the idea that we're not the first guy this girl has ever found attractive? What you're all looking for is virgin hors. They don't exist.

 

[Last Man Standing]

What you're all looking for is virgin hors. They don't exist.

Correct, because that is a oxymoron!!!

Every hor was a virgin once so your point is moot!!!! Your girl was a hor - so what's new??

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Dude. You got stuff on video. Change it to DVD, and upload it or a few key shots on the internet, and upload the pictures of the wedding if you have them. How can we know this story is true and not made up if we dont see some pics?

 

[MrS]

Why the hell is it that much our business, Luke Skywalker? Why bother making this **** up?

LMS, you come off as really hating of women, hor this hor that your girl is a hor your mother is a hor, hor hor hor. What the hell is up with that? At 44, you can't be anything but bitter if you're acting like that.

But hey, I'm not one to judge or come to conflict, especially with a fella so many years older than me. Respect, I was just saying that it comes off as kind of weird.

Have a good Christmas

 

[Last Man Standing]

LMS, you come off as really hating of women, hor this hor that your girl is a hor your mother is a hor, hor hor hor. What the hell is up with that? At 44, you can't be anything but bitter if you're acting like that.

But hey, I'm not one to judge or come to conflict, especially with a fella so many years older than me. Respect, I was just saying that it comes off as kind of weird.

Have a good Christmas

Truth has no emotions - read it with no emotion and as a matter of fact!

It does sound weird - I agree, but what makes it even weirder is that it is true -- now that is scary!!!! You should tell women to quit being hors and quit telling others not to call a hor a "hor"!