"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Evil, Evil Little Girls

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They are like little crack dealers....who have cornered the market on "GIRL GUIDE COOKIES"

mmmmm....so good.....i can't bolive they don't sell these in the stores, instead we get to look forward to that one day a year when they sell them.


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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I tell ya, that much dont make sense, unless I put myself in your shoes.


At times I too put them a little too high, even #1. Nobody's #1 but myself. But I get lost once in a while when one of them cute little teases my nuts and brains. It takes some serious control to keep the balance. The smaller and cutter they are, the easier it is for them.





Hey! I dont even want to think about that!
 

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HEY!!!!!!!

i didn't mean it that way you perv.!!!!!!!



I'm talking about the stupid cookies they sell to raise money for their school.......



For all you pervs, and people who need a detaild explaination; Once a year schools try to raise money by having kids sell "girl guide cookies".....The freaking cookies are awsome!!!!!! LIKE CRACK:whistle: i ate an entire box since 9 this morning (it's 10:50 now)
 

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No one would buy them from girlscouts if you could buy them in the stores.
 

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HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I didnt mean it that way you perv.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




The fact that you thought it that way means you are a perv.



What I meant was little girl. They can be small when 18 and over too, if you didnt know. Pervard lol. You should have said what you wanted in Russian. :D


Nah, I dont get girls selling cookies around here.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Man, talk about a NAMBLA magnet...
 

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Err Girl Scout Cookies? :-\, Never really liked em.

I had excess sweets 6th grade - 9th grade then I just grew out of em a shame tho I ocassionally eat chocolate now.... but now I started to lift too so thats out of the question o well.
 
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