"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Every single one of you should watch an amazing show called MANSWERS!

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Okay so there's this amazing show on right now on SpikeTV called Manswers!

If you AFCs wanna learn some interesting/entertaining, yet extremely useful information that will enable you to a better & more enjoyable life ----> All of you must watch this show!!! :rockon:

Not to mention that every single female that is even shown on the show is a bonafide HB 8+ :up:


Some things you learn from watching this show:

Question: How can you make a lethal weapon using only household items in under minutes?
Answer: Make a makeshift stun-gun using any typical disposable came and a pair of paper-clips

Question: What must you eat in order to stay hard & ready for sex for the whole night
Answer: It's a certain insect by the name of the Brazilian watering spider ;)

Question: How to escape from a Straitjacket :nervous:
Answer: Too complicated to explain, must watch the show for the answer :p

Question: What country you are most likely to get Oral Sex in?
Answer: (it's actually Austria with 80% of women absolutely loving it :) )
(did you know that only 17% of American women actually enjoy giving Oral Sex?!?!?! :eek: )

Question: Where in the world is the largest Strip Club located? :yes:
Answer: It's in Las Vegas (obviously) called The Saphire Gentleman's Club ----> Over 8,000 Beautiful Chicks! It's on 75 acres of land!

Question: Can your fart possibly save someone's life?
Answer: You could potentially save a person's life while farting in their mouth :eek:
(if you refuse or canot give them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation for any reason - CPR)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I'm pretty sure quite a number of you have some knowledge of the show so......

Feel free to elaborate & spread the wealth! (well, knowledge in this case) :D
 

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I can watch if for like ten minutes until I get annoyed by the host's voice and eventually turn the channel.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question: Can a Sword defeat a bullet?

Answer: YES! A sword being of high grade metal, can literally cut a lead bullet in half if fired at it! :D

HOWEVER, in that original japanese show, they fired a .50 cal at it and eventually cut it apart ::p
 

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chinwaggler said:
are you a tv promoter or something
Yes Chinwaggler, that is exactly what I am...

I've written about 200 posts on this site in regards to getting better with women

BUT, my main purpose in joining this forum was to promote this TV show one time....


YOU FAIL AT LIFE :down:
 

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Faded Image said:
I can watch if for like ten minutes until I get annoyed by the host's voice and eventually turn the channel.
hahahaha! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

What exactly about his voice is soooo fvcking annoying? :p
 

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San Jose California said:
Yeah it's a really amusing show to watch.

Q What is the quickest way to get drunk?
A Pour the alcohol up your ass because it goes straight to the bloodstream and would get you instantly drunk.

Q What size do boobs have to be to crush a beer can?
A Triple M, that is, MMM.
Yeah, bro that was the only other episode I ever saw! ....... Unfortunately.....:(

Triple M ------> Are you sure that was the correct size?
(in terms of lettering, of course)


Oh and by the way,
That chick (well, you can't really call her a "chick") with the huge boobs had a disgusting face! :crackup:
 

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San Jose California said:
Same here, that was the only episode I saw. i don't know if it was the MMM girl who crushed the beer can, I just remember the size triple M being mentioned somewhere. I didn't even know that sizes went past like, double G, and that was only cuz this one girl in a porno had them that big.
Was she at least good-looking overall?

What would you give this Pornstar on a HB 1-10 scale? :cool:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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