"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ever wonder if dating/GF's arn't your thing?

itishe

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I don't like spending time with my GFs. They take time out of my music/poker/work schedule, and ***** when I don't pay for them. I plan **** out then whine that they don't really want to do it, but would like to spend time with me. I suggest they pick something then can't come up with anything.

In fact this happened tonight with the chick I'm seeing. I suggested we go play billiards, she wanted to do something but not that. So I tell her to think of something, she can't, so I tell her I'm going home because I'm tired.

I don't know what this is, maybe a rant. Either way I think I'm done dating and I'm gonna just start banging sluts and paying for hookers.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

backbreaker

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fI know it's not for me. I mean, I like sex and I like the company of women but I never need it and at times I hate it.

don't let anyone tell you something is wrong with you because you have other asperiations rather than worshiping a pair of tits

I'm out on banging hookers.. been there done that (see previous posts).. believe it or not there are plenty of wmoen who look for "working" relationships.. I'm in one now. No upkeep, don't have to call every other day. we might talk once a week. Might. And she will call me and give me one or two days notice to make sure i am free (i.e make sure I don't have company), she will come over, we do our thing, might watch a movie, and she wakes up and gets dressed and off for work the next day before I get up in the morning. Sometimes she even cooks before she leaves :)
 

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I hear ya man. Seems like ***** and those who get ***** are worshipped today.
 
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