"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ever made a girl orgasm?

Ever made a girl orgasm?

  • vaginal through intercourse

    Votes: 5 15.6%
  • ****oral

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • squirt through fingers

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • vaginal and ****oral

    Votes: 3 9.4%
  • vaginal and squirt

    Votes: 1 3.1%
  • ****oral and squirt

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • done it all

    Votes: 10 31.3%
  • never have

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Total voters
    32

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DrD77

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that reminds me of this porn clip i saw where 4 hot women were fingering themselves and they all squirted huge amounts of *** at the same time. probably my favorite scene ever.
 

Wiesman44

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Where's the "gave a girl orgasm by sh#tting on her chest" option ?

Thats my main way of giving chix orgasms.


PS: THen u do a sumo slam on her chest to splatter it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Truman181

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I'm pretty sure the last girl I had orgasmed....since she squirted up to my elbow while I was fingering her...
 

I-tallionStallion

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Truman181 said:
I'm pretty sure the last girl I had orgasmed....since she squirted up to my elbow while I was fingering her...
No that was just piss....didn't you know girls can't squirt their ***? :rolleyes:
 

Truman181

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Um, you don't know what you're talking about. Research the g-spot
 

I-tallionStallion

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haha sarcasm doesn't translate good over the internet. But you wouldn't know how many guys believe girls can't squirt...friggin idiots
 

Truman181

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Ohhh I see. :crackup: There's a lot of haters on here so it's hard to tell who knows what they're talking about and who doesn't. Props man.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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