"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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ever heard of Kim Kardashian? she is SPANKING hot...

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and she's the latest celebrity involved in a sex tape scandal. She probably has celebrity status because she's OJ Simpson's attorney's daughter and she hangs with Paris Hilton. Until now, I had absolutely no clue who the hell she was. I'm sure many of you didn't know either until you read her name on this thread... and I'm absolutely sure you'll agree that she is unbelievably SPANKING hot, you have to see it to believe it. She claims she wasn't involved with the tape's release and is even "gearing up to fight the release of the tape." But you have to question that.
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if she was actually behind all this and intended for it's release. Celebrity sex tapes seem to boost careers rather than destroy. This girl is an unknown and doesn't even have a career. This sex tape can't destroy her, it can only make her known and may actually increase her chances of becoming a well known celebrity. She has so much more to gain than to lose.
People take different avenues to come up, make cash. Going this route to meet that objective reeks of desperation. But who cares though; I'm actually looking forward to seeing her in action.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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That ***** is CRAZY Hot, very my style.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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describing this girl as "okay" or "not hot enough?" man, either i have bad taste or you guys need to get your eyes checked
 

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shes not that much better than avg, take any avg-looking girl give her a personal trainer, custom wardrobe, flattering lighting, and a traveling stylist/make-up artist, perfect tan and she'll look stunning.
 

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6-heads lewis said:
shes not that much better than avg, take any avg-looking girl give her a personal trainer, custom wardrobe, flattering lighting, and a traveling stylist/make-up artist, perfect tan and she'll look stunning.

That's why most much better than avg girls are well-known all around the world, even when they live in Armenia:rolleyes:
 

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umm she doesnt live in armenia, she lives in LA. and im sure being oj's lawyer's daughter didnt help her fame at all.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If the glove dont fit you gots to acquit.
 

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I'd hit it.
 

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I like my exotic looking girls...

She's def a good looking gal..Nothing to bust my rocks over though..unless I met her...
 

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Co-Ed urinating lmao
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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That chick is pretty cute,but look at the list of guys she has gone out with and uh I don't know how to put this....I lose all respect for her.
 

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She's pretty hot. I've seen her sex tape and it's not horrible.

I'm really hooked on Donna Feldman right now though. Not hooked as in celebrity obsessed, but just like the overall look of her. Something about middle eastern girls this month...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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