"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ever had one of ur balls almost disappear into ur body for a minute or two after sex?

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on about 2 occassions in the last 6 months (once while masturbating, once after sex), i seemed to notice one of my balls almost disappear into my body for a minute or three.
This sounds like i'm makin it up but i'm serious, anyone else ever had this or offer explanation/advice?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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That's just recoil. Let's not forget that the troop transports are equipment on the front line of the battle of the sexes and get a workout pumping and dumping all your freshly geared little soldiers and their supplies during sex. Even a shotgun kicks back once its shot its shot.

Its just a part of the climax and clean up. As long as your troop transport doesn't stay AWOL, you should be just yankee doodle dandy.

(military analogies are fun :rolleyes: )

-CyranoDeBergerac
 

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Yeah I get that especially with reverse cowgirl or Girl on top mish.
 
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