"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Ever asked a girl out at a fast food window?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
It was at whataburger i was grabbin sumthin to eat for lunch i pull up to the window an some old lady was gettin my order ready she walked away, and this chick who was probably a 7 walks up to the window and says "Hey sexy then walks away" i was a loss words an just smiled an laughed.
What do you say to sumthin like that?
THE_ADDMAN
Master Don Juan
I used to work in Drivethru myself and occasionally would find myself in that situation. what do you usually do to get the girls interest and info? (since its in such a short time)
This may work,just present yourself as the man.Yapper said:
Yapper;Hey by the way I'm Yapper,and your name is?.?.?.
Worker;(Insert name)
Yapper;Nice to meet you (name). If you don't mind me asking,what time are you off?
Worker;6:00PM,Why?????
Yapper;That's awesome! Now I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you can hang with me at a game of bowling after work.
Worker;(some stunned response,if its good then you continue if not,just continue on through the drive through)
Yapper;Alright then,what's your number so I can tell you where to meet me?
Michael Chief
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.