MatureDJ
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Even elite Playboy centerfold models hit the wall
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Master Don Juan
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I would bang couple of them as long as they look like the cover while the other two just look too old
dustmuffin
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The only one that looked bad was the one with the butch haircut.
zekko
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She looked like she turned into a lesbian grandma. She wasn't the only one who looked bad though. A couple of them looked great, but just a couple.
shesabranchswinger
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Come on don't be fooled by the hype. If you bumped into any of them at the supermarket they would all look like grandmas. Except for maybe the black one since most beautiful black women seem to age better.
They were all airbrushed, photoshopped, lighting and makeup used to hide Crows feet, sagging skin, wrinkles, sun beat skin, flat azzs loose pusss, sagging Brests turkey necks etc.
I saw Kim kardasian in real life in calabassas one time when she was in her prime and in real life she looks like a midget bush pig with a dumpy azz. On a real life scale she would be a 4-6 in my opinion. There were more beautiful non celebrities women walking around then her.
They were all airbrushed, photoshopped, lighting and makeup used to hide Crows feet, sagging skin, wrinkles, sun beat skin, flat azzs loose pusss, sagging Brests turkey necks etc.
I saw Kim kardasian in real life in calabassas one time when she was in her prime and in real life she looks like a midget bush pig with a dumpy azz. On a real life scale she would be a 4-6 in my opinion. There were more beautiful non celebrities women walking around then her.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
Lol they got old. You will too. What you think you gonna look like John Stamos?