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feel free to expand the list. also add some other situations if you know.
when having dinner:
- don't eat with your mouth open.
- don't lick your fingers when having dinner. you have napkins for cleaning your fingers.
- put your phone in silent mode. if you have forgotten to do this excuse yourself and answer the phone by saying "I'm sorry but I can't talk right now. I'll call you back."
- when you pay the bill tip the waiter.
- he who invites the other person also pays the bill.
- don't look (in a sexual way) at other girls.
- if you have dirt in your soup or whatever just say this in a silent and friendly way by calling the waiter who is helping you.
- for once in your life don't drink Pepsi or Coca Cola but something that fits the mood.
- when you are about to sit down pull the chair from under the table and gesture the lady to sit and push the chair to her knees gently [now when she's about to sit pull the chair even more (a joke. don't do this)]
- when you are eating fish or lobster don't spit the grating on the plate. watch her first. do like she does.
- hold glasses at the thinnest place (fingerprints don't dirty the glass) and just keep you fvcking small finger where it is and don't point it outward like it has an erection.
- swallow and then talk. let the girl wait for you to speak. silent pauses can be romantic and it will prevent her from witnessing the mess in your mouth.
- always treat waiters friendly even when they make a mistake. at least this way they won't spit in your soup.
- always start using the outer fork and spoon first and then go to the center.
- fork; left hand. knife; right hand.
- when you go to the toilet just take it slow because that way you make it clear that you've washed your hands.
I'll post some more later. Feel free to post some yourself. etiquette during sex maybe
[This message has been edited by stockholder (edited 01-19-2002).]
when having dinner:
- don't eat with your mouth open.
- don't lick your fingers when having dinner. you have napkins for cleaning your fingers.
- put your phone in silent mode. if you have forgotten to do this excuse yourself and answer the phone by saying "I'm sorry but I can't talk right now. I'll call you back."
- when you pay the bill tip the waiter.
- he who invites the other person also pays the bill.
- don't look (in a sexual way) at other girls.
- if you have dirt in your soup or whatever just say this in a silent and friendly way by calling the waiter who is helping you.
- for once in your life don't drink Pepsi or Coca Cola but something that fits the mood.
- when you are about to sit down pull the chair from under the table and gesture the lady to sit and push the chair to her knees gently [now when she's about to sit pull the chair even more (a joke. don't do this)]
- when you are eating fish or lobster don't spit the grating on the plate. watch her first. do like she does.
- hold glasses at the thinnest place (fingerprints don't dirty the glass) and just keep you fvcking small finger where it is and don't point it outward like it has an erection.
- swallow and then talk. let the girl wait for you to speak. silent pauses can be romantic and it will prevent her from witnessing the mess in your mouth.
- always treat waiters friendly even when they make a mistake. at least this way they won't spit in your soup.
- always start using the outer fork and spoon first and then go to the center.
- fork; left hand. knife; right hand.
- when you go to the toilet just take it slow because that way you make it clear that you've washed your hands.
I'll post some more later. Feel free to post some yourself. etiquette during sex maybe
[This message has been edited by stockholder (edited 01-19-2002).]
