"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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escalating during makeout

Colin O'Brien

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Every time in the past for me (not many times, mind you) the girl has always been the one who's started escalating (ie grabbing mah ****).

But I've been hooking up with this one girl a lot, but when we make out it never escalates into anything.. she dont grab mah ****.. what, physically, should I do to show her that I want this to escalate further?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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magickarl

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Your... Serious?

This has been human instinct for thousands of years. If a woman is already kissing on you, and grabbing your ****, for the love of god:

- Squeeze on her thighs, and move your hand to her snatch area

- Nibble on her earlobe and kiss her neck

- Hands up the shirt, squeezing some boob, flicking some nipple

- Pick her up, set her on your lap, grab her ass, and grind her.

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After shes warmed up:

- Take her shirt off

- Suck on dem' nipples

- Take off your shirt

- Kiss her a few more times

- Take off her pants

- Take off your pants

- **** her :rockon:
 
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