"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Erection problem?

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Ok first of all my dikc is about 8.5 inches long. I've never measured the girth but it seems pretty big also. When I get hard my dikc doesn't really stick out. It still hangs down at an angle, only sticking out slightly. The only way to get it to pop up is to tighten my kegel muscles. Is this an issue because of the size, where the gravity won't let it come up? Or because it is too big for enough blood to fill it up?

Anyone here with above average dikc sizes able to have their dikc stick out at a 90° angle when erect? Not sure if this is a size issue or maybe something else? I lift weights at a gym 4 days / week and only masturbate like 2-3 times per week so I don't think its related to libido. Any ideas?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Dude what you have to do is to start lifting weights with your kegel muscles.

My penis is almost 16" and the only way I keep it up is to train it. I've actually trained it so well that it has now become my third arm.
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
Dude what you have to do is to start lifting weights with your kegel muscles.

My penis is almost 16" and the only way I keep it up is to train it. I've actually trained it so well that it has now become my third arm.
16 inch penis HOLY ****TTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! :eek: :D
 

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lol. I don't need to do kegal exercises cause that isn't the issue. I don't have any trouble getting the **** to pop up if I flex. I'm just wondering why my **** still hangs down when I'm hard & don't flex my kegals. Is it an issue I can resolve or just the side-effect of being above average in size?
 

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Let's make one thing clear here...

So you say it's not a rock hard.
And NOT that your **** is twisted in certain direction?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Negative. I'm a little over 8" and haven't had any difficulty maintaining an erection before (for the most part). If it was a physical impossibility for anyone over that size to keep it up, then you wouldn't see any guys in porns. You might wish to see a urologist about your 'affliction'. By the way, Health & Fitness...
 

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Well it's not really an issue of maintaining the erection. My penis is still hard. It's just that the base of the shaft can't seem to support it unless I flex my kegels.

Think of it like this...Hold your arm out straight & tighten your wrist & hand so your fingers are all close together. Now bend your wrist down a little bit so your hand is still tight but aiming down a little.

That's what my dikc is like until I flex my kegels. After flexing, the wrist straightens out. If I flex my kegel muscles over & over, I can pretty much toss my dikc around like a rag doll. lol. pretty funny. I think I might consider seeing a doctor for it. I guess it isn't normal?

It's not really a problem anyway. I might it always feels better to keep the kegel muscles tightened anyway. But I read that it's helpful when you're having sex NOT to tighten them to increase your endurance.
 

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It doesn't sound like it's a problem, then. After all, most of us have sex on a bed, and since it's going to be in the coochie for the majority of the time anyway, who cares which way it points when you're standing up?
 

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It's not really a problem anyway. I might it always feels better to keep the kegel muscles tightened anyway. But I read that it's helpful when you're having sex NOT to tighten them to increase your endurance.
You have endurance problems then??

I haven't noticed a change by flexing the muscle in endurance, but flexing the muscle definetely helps when you are trying to PREVENT ejaculating near orgasm and you are able to delay your coming.
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
My penis is almost 16" and the only way I keep it up is to train it. I've actually trained it so well that it has now become my third arm.
Internet size = 16"
Real penis size of Evil-Rom = Internet size / 4 = 4"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Crusader
Internet size = 16"
Real penis size of Evil-Rom = Internet size / 4 = 4"
My bad bro, in my haste to type that post out, I actually made a typo.

It's not 16", I meant 61". :eek:
 

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if by erection you mean that you just have problems keeping it up like at a 90 degree angle or more, than that doesnt really matter if youre more than 8 inches, as long as youre hard. if you dont get hard then too bad for you.
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
My bad bro, in my haste to type that post out, I actually made a typo.

It's not 16", I meant 61". :eek:
You're more penis then man. You're circus freak!
 
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