"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
epidemic of gold digging *****s.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Just watched his 2012 and 2010 comedy specials this past week. My pseudo-feminist FWB watched the 2012 special with me, cracked up all over the place and actually absorbed the message.
She had this to say over text (I think mainly in reference to Bill talking about women's unacknowledged role in domestic violence) - "He's a gas, I like the way his humour is cloudy and unsettling".
She had this to say over text (I think mainly in reference to Bill talking about women's unacknowledged role in domestic violence) - "He's a gas, I like the way his humour is cloudy and unsettling".
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I don't often laugh out loud at modern comics but that set had me p1ssing myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr162OZ2Z0w
This video of his sounded like my relationship with an ex. I'd get involved with these stupid theoretical arguments every now and then, so annoying. I didn't start them because I have actual EXPERIENCE. These arguments stem from their lack of real-world experience. A woman simply taking a liking to reading, watching television and "world travel" does NOT equate to quality experience, just more keyboard-jockeying in real time for. Her approval of western divorce laws, were because her mommy got a divorce. Hell that explains every ex and fwb I've had. Go figure...
As far as gold diggers, I'll leave the rest to Bill Burr lol.
This video of his sounded like my relationship with an ex. I'd get involved with these stupid theoretical arguments every now and then, so annoying. I didn't start them because I have actual EXPERIENCE. These arguments stem from their lack of real-world experience. A woman simply taking a liking to reading, watching television and "world travel" does NOT equate to quality experience, just more keyboard-jockeying in real time for. Her approval of western divorce laws, were because her mommy got a divorce. Hell that explains every ex and fwb I've had. Go figure...
As far as gold diggers, I'll leave the rest to Bill Burr lol.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.