"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
epidemic of gold digging *****s.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Just watched his 2012 and 2010 comedy specials this past week. My pseudo-feminist FWB watched the 2012 special with me, cracked up all over the place and actually absorbed the message.
She had this to say over text (I think mainly in reference to Bill talking about women's unacknowledged role in domestic violence) - "He's a gas, I like the way his humour is cloudy and unsettling".
She had this to say over text (I think mainly in reference to Bill talking about women's unacknowledged role in domestic violence) - "He's a gas, I like the way his humour is cloudy and unsettling".
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I don't often laugh out loud at modern comics but that set had me p1ssing myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr162OZ2Z0w
This video of his sounded like my relationship with an ex. I'd get involved with these stupid theoretical arguments every now and then, so annoying. I didn't start them because I have actual EXPERIENCE. These arguments stem from their lack of real-world experience. A woman simply taking a liking to reading, watching television and "world travel" does NOT equate to quality experience, just more keyboard-jockeying in real time for. Her approval of western divorce laws, were because her mommy got a divorce. Hell that explains every ex and fwb I've had. Go figure...
As far as gold diggers, I'll leave the rest to Bill Burr lol.
This video of his sounded like my relationship with an ex. I'd get involved with these stupid theoretical arguments every now and then, so annoying. I didn't start them because I have actual EXPERIENCE. These arguments stem from their lack of real-world experience. A woman simply taking a liking to reading, watching television and "world travel" does NOT equate to quality experience, just more keyboard-jockeying in real time for. Her approval of western divorce laws, were because her mommy got a divorce. Hell that explains every ex and fwb I've had. Go figure...
As far as gold diggers, I'll leave the rest to Bill Burr lol.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.