Scars
Master Don Juan
*Conversing until she randomly says.."
Her: Okay princess
Scars: That's cute. You're comparing me to royalty. I think you got the gender wrong though, try again.
Her: No, I think I got the gender right.
Scars: You know what, about this whole date thing.. I think I found a better suitable partner. Her name is cindy. She's 5. She's not as cute, but she has a golden personality just like yours.
Her: I think you should re-think that, you would have a lot more fun with me. Unless you're into that sort of thing..
Scars: How about I take you both out one night and we can see who wins my affection, it'll be like one of those reality dating tv shows
Her: I would kick her ass
Dumb b!tch. Haha
Her: Okay princess
Scars: That's cute. You're comparing me to royalty. I think you got the gender wrong though, try again.
Her: No, I think I got the gender right.
Scars: You know what, about this whole date thing.. I think I found a better suitable partner. Her name is cindy. She's 5. She's not as cute, but she has a golden personality just like yours.
Her: I think you should re-think that, you would have a lot more fun with me. Unless you're into that sort of thing..
Scars: How about I take you both out one night and we can see who wins my affection, it'll be like one of those reality dating tv shows
Her: I would kick her ass
Dumb b!tch. Haha