NEWBIE101
Senior Don Juan
Just thought I'd give you all the heads up to stock up on ephedra products if you use them. It got banned by the government this morning.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Ephedra Banned
- Thread starter NEWBIE101
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AFC-Murdaz
Senior Don Juan
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the stupidity of others shouldnt be placed on us
the stupidity of others shouldnt be placed on us
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
It hasn't been banned yet. It will be banned in just under 60 days so if you need Ephedra, you had better buy it now from any place that still has any ECA stack in stock.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
So will it be banned from cough medicine too?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MrFitness880
Senior Don Juan
No ephedra has always been available as psuedoephedrine in medicine and continues to be available for asthma relief. this is a really olllllddd thread. recently the supreme court has decided that the ephedra ban was unconstitutional (though i really should read the opinion before i say any more than that.) so its not legal yet but it may be Back on shelves soon
Heizen
Senior Don Juan
No.
The only things containing ephedra banned are those that have it in high dosages. Smalled dosages (in the double digits of MG's) are allowed.
Ephedrine, however, is still legal
Woo!