"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Jariel

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oxford comma said:
buzz killington over here. let the kid have some fun, its just the internet. u have a LOT of work to do on your sense of humor mr. 35 year old on a pick up forum.
My sense of humour is just fine, but this isn't funny. It's a sad and pathetic plea for attention.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Jariel said:
My sense of humour is just fine, but this isn't funny. It's a sad and pathetic plea for attention.

i guess you're right but compared to the other threads on this site, this one had potential to be entertaining.
 
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