"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lol.
Cliff Notes

- Girl writes dumb sh*t on Facebook
- I comment on it
- She doesn't appreciate the comments and messages me


Interest? Annoyance? I'm not sure but I found it pretty funny

If you actually care about your girl, show her that you do. Or else some other guy will come along and do it for you
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Sorry if this is too immature for the Discussion forum. I just wanted to share this.

I'll see if I can close a date. Pretty surprised she messaged me -- I'm taking that as a positive sign but who knows; she probably just really hates my guts
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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nice !

i didnt really follow up all the conversation, but she's definitely a ***** (intellectually speaking).

she's obviously looks attractive, and that's where the problem come up, she think she's too hot and she can get whatever she want

show her she's wrong to think that way !

i think you can close but you gonna need a lot of energy
 

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I see some interesting pages in your browser: Monkey porn, bestiality laws, trolling facebook.., and dildo pricing. Find any good deals on dildos yet? To answer your question, I would say that she has mild form of retardation and you should have no problems hitting that.
 

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PapiChulo said:
I see some interesting pages in your browser: Monkey porn, bestiality laws, trolling facebook.., and dildo pricing. Find any good deals on dildos yet?
:crackup:
 

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PapiChulo said:
I see some interesting pages in your browser: Monkey porn, bestiality laws, trolling facebook.., and dildo pricing. Find any good deals on dildos yet?
damn, i didnt notice that ! ;p
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I honestly had alot of difficulty trying to figure out what the F*CK is going on in those comments, with their broken english and poor grammar. Too tired to deciper "sh*tbag speak".

Maybe I'm just cranky that I'm at work at 4am. Three more hours to go.

Anyway trolling is fun on Facebook, but ultimately Facebook itself a hollow waste of time, masturbation of the ego if you will. And you just sounded like a douche; what she said was standard stupid idealistic chick sh*t, but your response was pretty lame.
 

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Anyway the funny thing is that girl nayeli who join the conversation to add some ...ehm intellectual indignation? from the picture she doesnt look as good as Jocelyin yet she is eager to play the indignated one, and her only way to do such is to support a friend (being her ugly so no one post on her board).

Anyway two random cvnts to which one is barely agreeable and the other one seems kinda fat, yet same behaviour.

Oh and you op apart the monkey porn and dildo madness, should learn how to interact with thos cvnts, facebook is not an argue with a single girl but a stage where everybody can see and where girls can easily reframe.
 

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PapiChulo said:
I see some interesting pages in your browser: Monkey porn, bestiality laws, trolling facebook.., and dildo pricing. Find any good deals on dildos yet? To answer your question, I would say that she has mild form of retardation and you should have no problems hitting that.
lol.
 

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Okay, California Beastiality Laws? WTF?

Trying to stay, "just inside the law?"

Huh.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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ApolloCreed said:
Pathetic. So much so I wont be visiting SS again.
This is a great site, pretty funny you'd leave because of one thread lol. Good riddance.

Vice said:
I honestly had alot of difficulty trying to figure out what the F*CK is going on in those comments, with their broken english and poor grammar. Too tired to deciper "sh*tbag speak".

Maybe I'm just cranky that I'm at work at 4am. Three more hours to go.

Anyway trolling is fun on Facebook, but ultimately Facebook itself a hollow waste of time, masturbation of the ego if you will. And you just sounded like a douche; what she said was standard stupid idealistic chick sh*t, but your response was pretty lame.
Definitely just upset about the work hours. It's cool brah
 

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Wasting your time with a dumb b1tch like that ... you've already given her too much. Really hate those young hot sh!t girls. Think they're the best thing in the world. Don't even give her satisfaction of replying!
 

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Michele said:
Please address what we all actually care about. Lol.
Agreed. This dude is going to be forever-associated with dildos and beastiality.

I'd love to hear about his animal fetish.
 

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If you have this much time to troll people on Facebook and then proudly share it with others, then you really need to do a LOT of work on yourself.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Good stuff, now hit her with the "I've had a crush on you for years"

Lol'd at hnnnnng.jpg

Is this the misc takeover?
 

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Jariel said:
If you have this much time to troll people on Facebook and then proudly share it with others, then you really need to do a LOT of work on yourself.
Female shaming tactics....ouch. Guess this all can't be in good fun for some people.

Michele said:
Please address what we all actually care about. Lol.
Lol I'm not doing a Misc takeover. On athe other board it's a pretty funny troll tactic, fake your tabs with outrageous ****. Most people don't believe it but for the few that do................ it's pretty funny.

I used the same pictures that I'd already posted on the Misc. I should have put a disclaimer sorry lol





Cliff Notes

- Fake tabs
 
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Jariel said:
If you have this much time to troll people on Facebook and then proudly share it with others, then you really need to do a LOT of work on yourself.

buzz killington over here. let the kid have some fun, its just the internet. u have a LOT of work to do on your sense of humor mr. 35 year old on a pick up forum.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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