"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Enough of the ELITE_WOMANIZER

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Well the guy does not have to go to a public libary, any idiot can use a proxy.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I agree. Please ban him. He is always posting useless posts or offering to psot some awesome idea and then never does.

Troll.
 
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Originally posted by SexPDX:
You guys, the easiest way for us not to respond to his posts is for his posts not to exist in the first place. He has nothing but prove the impression I originally had of him since I posted this thread, we should have got rid of him sooner.
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What post was it that enraged you? I'd like to see.
 
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