penkitten
Master Don Juan
gio dislikes any NEW words that end in 'licious.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
English words I hate
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
when I said all you can eat, I ddin't mean Buffet.. A bistro usually serves small like meals... not the giantic man law sized portions of **** you get at PF changs.azanon said:
http://www.pfchangs.com/
you know i"m from the rock. the one down there doesn't have 1000.. none do.. it was an exeggeration. But still.. it's f'n huge.
i told you, i work out every day not just as much so i can eat what the hell i want when I want to as I do to impress women. I like being able to scarf down 100 dollars worth of **** and not worry about my figure.
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"i told you, i work out every day"
7 days a week, 365 days a year?
No rest days?
Damn man I need to get that dedication back.
7 days a week, 365 days a year?
No rest days?
Damn man I need to get that dedication back.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
5-6 days a week. more out of habit now. I have a swimming pool, as soon as I roll my ass out of bed, I throw on the swim trunks and just start swimming. I can go for as long as 30-40 mintues if I really wanted to, but I have **** to do, so usually about half that, then I do about 30 more minutes of work. 1 day a week I try to tire myself out by swimming as long as I can/working out as long as I can.
man I wille at you out of house and home. lol, I remember the first time I took my current GF out to eat, Red Lobster..lol, I have a cheadder biscuit in my mouth, a Strawberry Daquari and I order some cheesesticks, the all you can eat feast, and 2 extra potatos..and an extra side of apple sauce.. then i turn to her and say"what do you want?" she had this "you gotta be ****ing kiddin me" look on her face.
The last time I "slacked off "working out when I was 21, I gained about dman near 60 pounds in 6 months. I was at 165, I ended up at 228.
And don't get me wrong, that's not every day, god no, but when I want to eat I don't hold back.
man I wille at you out of house and home. lol, I remember the first time I took my current GF out to eat, Red Lobster..lol, I have a cheadder biscuit in my mouth, a Strawberry Daquari and I order some cheesesticks, the all you can eat feast, and 2 extra potatos..and an extra side of apple sauce.. then i turn to her and say"what do you want?" she had this "you gotta be ****ing kiddin me" look on her face.
The last time I "slacked off "working out when I was 21, I gained about dman near 60 pounds in 6 months. I was at 165, I ended up at 228.
And don't get me wrong, that's not every day, god no, but when I want to eat I don't hold back.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
I dislike when people pronounce 'often' as OF-TEN. It's pronounced... offen. Would you pronounce soften or listen with a T? I think not.
Also I think it's hawt when people use the familiar form of 'you' -- 'thou'. My future wife will wake me up with 'Art thou hungry? Dost thou want a *******?'
Also I think it's hawt when people use the familiar form of 'you' -- 'thou'. My future wife will wake me up with 'Art thou hungry? Dost thou want a *******?'
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
That is a good point about the word 'often.'
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The most I ever paid for a meal was $6.95!! I only ate $5's worth, so I got ripped off!!!! The price of your food and drink is an illusory amount based on psychological maneuvering!!
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Master Don Juan
Oh.. the meals I eat aren't that expensive, I just eat alot of them. it adds up.
some **** is too expensive however... Coy's can keep their 70 dollar steak. I can cook one better for 10 bucks.
LMS, I'd hate to be your date. lol
some **** is too expensive however... Coy's can keep their 70 dollar steak. I can cook one better for 10 bucks.
LMS, I'd hate to be your date. lol
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I never bought women food more than seven dollars - why should I? I never thought of even pleasing them, food-wise or sexually!! My thinking is, "Is she to my standards, and how is she pleasing me!!"
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
backbreaker
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LMS... there is making women qualify, and there's just being silly. you are doing the latter
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No, really. She ordered number 3 on the menu but then to my surprise she super-sized it!! Byyyyyyyyytch!!backbreaker said:
Lucky for her I had a crisp $10 in my pocket, and that I ordered from the dollar menu, otherwise she would have gone wanting!!
But seriously, I never thought of pleasing a woman - that never entered my head! I was cordial, pleasant, and inviting - but it was out of courtesy and not supplication!!
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
The words I hate the most would be "Fork" and "Spork" :box:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
This thread is funny as hell.
I love/hate the word "emoticon". :rock:
The word "spot" can completely screw w my head. Say it over and over and I get disoriented. Haha.
I love/hate the word "emoticon". :rock:
The word "spot" can completely screw w my head. Say it over and over and I get disoriented. Haha.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.