"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MrLuvr

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Originally posted by Dr Click
You know I think I should have presented myself as a Belgian, Spanish, Italian or whatever but a French person.
I didin't imagine "French bashing" was still so popular in English speaking message boards . :rolleyes:
It's not. But, you get the ugly Americans who are still pissed off that France decided not to go along with Bush's lies and invade another country for no reason.

Who is getting it up the ass now? The US. And that too with no lube.

Losers.
 

Wyldfire

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Political discussion isn't allowed for a reason.
 

Jake-inator

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Last time i checked french people were BUTT UGLY, wine drinking, frog leg eating, no armpit shaving eurotrash.

When was the last time you guys actually won a war? I'd really like to know...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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