"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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English and German fans clashing in Stuttgart!

mahon83050

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Anyone hear about this on the news? I saw parts of it, both fans were throwing chairs at each other.

Why all the bad blood between the two soccer teams?

Or do both countries really hate on another? (Perhaps, because of World War II)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You should read some of the tabloids in the UK, they're always bringing up the war whenever there's a game between England and Germany. Then when England lose, it's like "Well, at least we won the war!" The same happens against Argentina. Generally there's a lot of racism promoted around world cup time.

You also have to remember that binge drinking is one of England's most popular pastimes, so add that to the mix and bang!

I don't understand all the fuss myself. It's only a game! It's the taking part that counts! The players still get paid and the fans still get...err....fvck all! :)
 

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It was nothing really. Pissed up fans on both sides throwing a few plastic chairs and cups.

Hopefully with the banning orders of 3500 fans there will be no serious hooligans there to give us proper fans a bad name.

Come on England!!!! Never will we have a better team than now.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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here's a good song to sing about the huns...

**extend hands to simulate an airplane**

There were ten German bombers in the air,
There were ten German bombers in the air,
There were ten German bombers, Ten German bombers,
There were ten German bombers in the air,

And the RAF from England shot one down,
And the RAF from England shot one down,
And the RAF from England, The RAF from England,
And the RAF from England shot one down,

**repeat by subtracting 1 from the number, continue until you reach 0!**
 

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DrMetallica said:
here's a good song to sing about the huns...

**extend hands to simulate an airplane**

There were ten German bombers in the air,
There were ten German bombers in the air,
There were ten German bombers, Ten German bombers,
There were ten German bombers in the air,

And the RAF from England shot one down,
And the RAF from England shot one down,
And the RAF from England, The RAF from England,
And the RAF from England shot one down,

**repeat by subtracting 1 from the number, continue until you reach 0!**
Haha, I love the RAF!!

"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few"-Winston Churchill (may he rest in peace)
 

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England and Germany have been uneasy since before Germany existed. The English were afraid of German unity because of their economic potential and the Germans thought the English were trying to retard their progress. You can see this as far back as the Congress of Vienna in 1815.

And in case anyone forgot, England beat West Germany 4-2 in the 1966 World Cup final and 5-1 in the 2002 qualifiers. :D
 

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To be fair to the huns, here's a good song to sing about england..

Ten thousand troops marching to war,
One thousand troops marching to war,
Look at 'em with an angry gaze,
One thousand troops running away,
Nine thousand troops marching to war... (repeat until you get to 0)


Hey do the same fights happen in England vs France matches?
 
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