"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Energy drinks.

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The only time I can be a DJ is when I have tons of energy. I've never tried an energy drink before. I usually rely on tea.

1) Is it true that Redbull has bull pee in it?
2) What are the dangers or adverse effects of it?
3) Does it make you think faster or something? From what it says on the can, it makes it sound like it.

I have a prom coming up in which I am going to see the guy who took the girl I was going to ask out. She is called Lauren. Her friend is Jessica. I'm going with Jessica. We are all eating together. People have said it will be awkward, and there will be jealousy and competition. I think I'll need some sort of edge. When I got myself into this situation, I forgot about awkwardness.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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too many of these drinks are bad for you.



whatever happened to gatoraide?
 

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Is there Bull Piss in Red Bull? That is my biggest concern.
 

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Originally posted by Maeisgood
Is there Bull Piss in Red Bull? That is my biggest concern.
Probably a rumor.

Plus, they wouldn't be allowed to sell it if it was gonna hurt you.


And an energy drink isn't gonna do sh*t in your situation.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Holy ****, is that rumour still alive.

energy drinks usually contain sugar + coffeine + taurine.

The downside off energy drinks is the high amount off sugar. It ****s around with your insuline levels which can lead to diabetes if you live a very unhealthy lifestyle along with it. Also, coffeine is known for increasing blood pressure. The worst part is it's addictive.

Energy drinks is a central stimulating substance. Your perception of things increases and you feel more alert and awake.


As long as you don't rely on it every day then have a bunch on the day you go out or drink alot of coffee. But beware, you can crash down and become very tired when the blood sugar gets low.
 
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