"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I figured this could be fun and we might want to try it out...so here goes nothing.


NOMINATE YOUR FAVORITE SOSUAVE POSTER FOR THE FOLLOWING CATAGORIES:


1. Best Poster of the Year

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year

3. Best Advice of the Year

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say

5. Favorite Moderator

6. Best Thread of the Year

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year

We'll go from here....
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i nominate that kid, mahon83050 and Luke_Skywalker for categories 2 and 7 please...
 
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ValleyDJing said:
10. Biggest A--hole on Sosuave?

I nominate Valleydjing.
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Right now let's just try to stick to the catagories already listed
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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1. Best Poster of the Year

Deus

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year

Mahon

3. Best Advice of the Year

Deus

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say

God_Of_Getting_Laid

5. Favorite Moderator

n/a

6. Best Thread of the Year

Omega-3 fats in the health and fitness

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year

Mahon

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most

Mahon or Last man standing

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year

pick any
 
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1. Best Poster of the Year

Tied between Str8up and Rollo

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year

Iqqi

3. Best Advice of the Year

Tied between Str8up and Rollo

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say

Iqqi

5. Favorite Moderator

All of them are damn great. Desdinova has the best name of them though.

6. Best Thread of the Year

Str8up's "Walk Away" thread.

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year

Iqqi- She called backbreaker's girlfriend ugly, called me a rapist, called forum posters losers, constantly argues for the sake of arguing, made tons of epic attention wh0ring and trolling posts since her return.

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most

Dunno

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year

All of them :crackup:
 
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Haha, great thread idea.


1. Best Poster of the Year

RedPill, Sinistar (no longer with us), Latinoman, Victory Unlimited

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year

Iqqi. Sometimes Joekerr.

3. Best Advice of the Year

See # 1

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say

For diplomatic reasons I wont list any here. Except iqqi. And Wyldfire when she was here.

5. Favorite Moderator

Rollo (who else is ever even seen?)

6. Best Thread of the Year

Many that died too soon because the community would rather talk about strippers, "how do I play this girl?", or "do looks matter?".

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year

I dont go to the Main board. On the MM board it's Iqqi hands down.

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most

Dont know.

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year

Too many to read!


Ill add a few:

10. Poster least likely to be a Don juan in real life

Almost the entire regular discussion board

11. Best Leaders (read: original thinkers)

Victory Unlimited, Rollo, RedPill, A-Unit (when he pops in), Interceptor

12. Best FEMALE poster (ha!)

seriously though, Penkitten.

13. Poster you would most like to see LEAVE

Iqqi
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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id say youngest, best poster

Sexy_kuta
 
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1. Best Poster of the Year
Rollo Tommasi
2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year
Skip to My Lou
3. Best Advice of the Year
Spin more plates
4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say
Last Man Standing
5. Favorite Moderator
Rollo Tommasi (No one else really posts)
6. Best Thread of the Year
Fvck if I know
7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year
Skip 2 My Lou
8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most
Don't click em so don't know
9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year
Dont read his stuff so don't know
 
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I don't venture outside the H&F and AE too often, so my opinions are biased towards those sections.

1. Best Poster of the Year
Warboss Alex.
Throttle and Effort for honorable mentions.

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year
Tie between Deus ex Pianoforte and Drum&Bass.

3. Best Advice of the Year
Anything by Warboss Alex, his gold is spread throughout the H&F.

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say
Can't think of anyone significant.

5. Favorite Moderator
Quiksilver. Just cuz I see him at the H&F all the time.

6. Best Thread of the Year
Again, had many to chose from.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=125444

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year
Same as 2.

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most
I don't know about looks, but for political, definitely Deus.

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year
Change that to the most insane Deus ex Pianoforte post:

Deus ex Pianoforte said:
If she's old enough to hit on you and/or show IOI's, she's old enough for sex.
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A honorable mention is:

Deus ex Pianoforte said:
True. If you're a felon, crazed conspiracy theorist, support the sub-5% Ron Paul, or just plain out of your mind...you probably love him. If you are an upstanding member of society, hold down a steady job, support a presidential candidate that actually has a real shot at the White House, or have a decent code of ethics and morals...you probably hate him.
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1. Most unintentionally hilarious and understatement of the Year:

tj said:
Rollo seems to be on the ball.
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spesmilitis said:
I don't venture outside the H&F and AE too often, so my opinions are biased towards those sections.

1. Best Poster of the Year
Warboss Alex.
Throttle and Effort for honorable mentions.

2. Most Annoying Poster of the Year
Tie between Deus ex Pianoforte and Drum&Bass.

3. Best Advice of the Year
Anything by Warboss Alex, his gold is spread throughout the H&F.

4. Poster Who Posted the Most but Had the Least To Say
Can't think of anyone significant.

5. Favorite Moderator
Quiksilver. Just cuz I see him at the H&F all the time.

6. Best Thread of the Year
Again, had many to chose from.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=125444

7. Biggest Flamer (Cyber-Flaming) of the Year
Same as 2.

8. Poster Who Turned Everything into a "LOOKS MATTER" or "POLITICAL" Thread the Most
I don't know about looks, but for political, definitely Deus.

9. Most Insane Last_Man_Standing Post of the Year
Change that to the most insane Deus ex Pianoforte post:



A honorable mention is:
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What do you have against Deus? He's the most logical, clear thinking person I've seen around here. He doesn't seem to fall for a lot of the typical far-left nonsense that others do.

But whatever, your opinion is respected.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Nice topic idea. Lets just remain mature and not let this turn into a flame war
 
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lol, Deux just demonstrated why I chose him for those categories.
 
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Thee so-called "wise" have been confounded by the foolish!!!!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Thee so-called "wise" have been confounded by the foolish!!!!
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LOL! I nominate that post as the most insane
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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