SeymourCake
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Fvck all actress and 99% of actors. Except for clint eastwood and the other conservatives in Hollywood.SeymourCake said:
Something we can both agree on.VikingKing said:Fvck all actress and 99% of actors. Except for clint eastwood and the other conservatives in Hollywood.
Fvck emma watson. Dude no one would care if she wasn't famous. She is not qualified to give her opinion. We should be dismissive of her. She doesnt even have a real skill, acting isnt a skill. So being fake is a good reason to listen to what she has to say?
This is super attention whorving, she loves it. She even wants feedback.
Watch as every one rallies around her You go gguuurrll! What a good person, the feels my god so many feeellllzz!
gay
But whatever man. Fvck it.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Jack Gleeson (King Joffrey) talks on how stupid celebrity worship is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=Y4xKiOM0cpg&x-yt-cl=85114404Tictac said:I've never understood why because you can act, shake your ass in YouTube or throw a ball, why anyone should give a sh*t about what you say outside your chosen field.