SeymourCake
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Emma Watson strikes again.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
VikingKing
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Fvck all actress and 99% of actors. Except for clint eastwood and the other conservatives in Hollywood.SeymourCake said:
Fvck emma watson. Dude no one would care if she wasn't famous. She is not qualified to give her opinion. We should be dismissive of her. She doesnt even have a real skill, acting isnt a skill. So being fake is a good reason to listen to what she has to say?
This is super attention whorving, she loves it. She even wants feedback.
Watch as every one rallies around her You go gguuurrll! What a good person, the feels my god so many feeellllzz!
gay
But whatever man. Fvck it.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Somebody should tell Watson, Jolie, et. al. that the UN is like the kiddies table of world politics.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
The_flying_dutchman
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I couldn't care less about about He For She and their agenda to recruit white knight betas.... I'm more annoyed that whenever a British person is on camera, they go out of their way to REALLY REALLY REALLY emphasize their British accent.
Tictac
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I've never understood why because you can act, shake your ass in YouTube or throw a ball, why anyone should give a sh*t about what you say outside your chosen field. Entertainers and sports figures are good at either entertainment or sports - that's all. It's clear enough that many people don't believe that. But that's their problem.
Fame is it's own currency I guess.
Fame is it's own currency I guess.
Jack Gleeson (King Joffrey) talks on how stupid celebrity worship is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=Y4xKiOM0cpg&x-yt-cl=85114404Tictac said:
This is one societal aberration we can lay mostly at the door of women, not just feminists, but women generally. Without the lopsided purchasing power of women, the entire celebrity culture, other than sports celebrities, would instantly implode. I have never understood women's preoccupation with celebrities, probably part of hypergamy, but I really don't want to puzzle it out, as my attitude about women is bad enough already without help.