"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Eminem or ICP

[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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50 cent :)

in da club :D

21 questions :D

he shouldve retired after making those two songs...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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How about

John Denver vs Slim Dusty
 

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Originally posted by [DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
50 cent :)

in da club :D

21 questions :D

he shouldve retired after making those two songs...
I like that new joint, Hustlers Ambition off his get rich or die tryin movie soundtrack.

Wasn't the ICP in backyard wrestling for a while? I think one of them got hit with a hibatchi grill.... I think.

Say what you want about Marshall but he does have the fastest selling rap album of all time, trendy or not 2 million copies sold in the first month is impressive.
 

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Originally posted by Senzoi
You must not've heard his reply to that weak verse.

"Slim Anus? You damn right, Slim Anus I don't get ****ed in mine like you two
little flaming faggots."


~ Senzoi :cool:

yeah, i heard that one, it was great:)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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