Embarrassment and Shame (not for virgin ears)

[dElAvA]

This is a story about a long time DJ who was still a virgin and his first experience I hope all you guys can laugh your asses off and maybe give a man in need a few pointers. I thank god no one on the forum knows me because this is a tale of the most embarrassing yet wonderful day of my life.

I’ve been a DJ for a good year I’ve read my share listened to Double Your Dating Seminars read and read and read and practiced and practiced. The material has not only allowed me a new feel for girls and people in general it has made the guy I was meant to be come to the surface.

So I met a girl through a friend and we talked on the phone as friends and I really enjoyed talking to her it ended up turning into something more serious and we began dating she lives a good 30min away from me so I don’t see her that often so anyway she was under the impression I wasn’t a virgin which was kind of the effect I was going for if you know what I mean. Ok I straight out lied. So anyway were fooling around and we hear her parents leave. Ok game time boys there was no question she wanted me and I wanted her so we start taking each others clothes off and I get on top I have a hard enough time getting in so I decide to tell her I put my hand behind her head and say I have to tell you something she goes yeah and I tell her im not a virgin and she goes I thought you might be oh god twist the knife why don’t ya, then I start going and its getting good she cums and I ask her if she wants me to **** her from behind she gives me the most lustful yeah I’ve ever heard so she gets on her knees and I have the worst time getting in again but I do and I start going and I must have slipped out a good 4 or five times by then I’m so damn embarrassed that the boy decided to go awol on me so im like damit and I kind of get quiet and she goes what is it baby she looks down and goes oh. And great girl she is she goes down and gets him in tip top shape again then she gets on top of me and she cums on me again I get really close and she gets off Im like **** and she goes down on me and what the **** I cant *** she went at it for a good 20min and I couldn’t get the feeling at all. Well now that my self-esteem has dropped to its all time low I hope you enjoy it laugh and offer anything to help a brother in need.

 

[Austizzle]

This isn't all that bad...you can't cvm which will lead to her getting much needed pleasure. Trust me, this girl will be all over you for a long while. She may even tell her friends friends how you 'got her off' twice! Wish I coulda lasted that long my first time haha!

Atizzle

 

[dElAvA]

actually she got off three times

 

[European]

Your story is confusing...

 

[Microphone Fiend]

hmm, the title is misleading, but I know for a fact that this isn't someone bragging in disguise!

 

[misunderstood??]

It's nothing that embarrassing, it happens. Odds are you probably had alot on your mind because it was your first time and were concerned with not goofing up or something. Having lots on your mind, like baseball and stuff when you're having sex might help you last longer by taking you out of the moment, but having alot on your mind can take you out of the moment completely also. Try not to worry or think about any of that stuff next time and just enjoy the moment and you'll have no problems staying up, good luck!

 

[hardwork]

A common misconception

Originally posted by Austizzle
This isn't all that bad...you can't cvm which will lead to her getting much needed pleasure. Trust me, this girl will be all over you for a long while. She may even tell her friends friends how you 'got her off' twice! Wish I coulda lasted that long my first time haha!

Atizzle

If I had a dime for every time I bit back "FWAH-WRONG" at hearing this, I'd have… well, one dime this morning.

After a while of steady — and even infrequent! — pounding, she will lose feeling. I once went for an hour straight before I realized what I was doing, stopped, and was like, "..." I made her pleasure me later, once she "recharged" and was "ready for me."

But it's a very common mistake that, if you go for two hours straight, she'll be making porn stars blush with her moans. Not so!

 

[triple_ultima]

Re: A common misconception

Originally posted by Von Neuen

After a while of steady — and even infrequent! — pounding, she will lose feeling. I once went for an hour straight before I realized what I was doing, stopped, and was like, "..." I made her pleasure me later, once she "recharged" and was "ready for me."

But it's a very common mistake that, if you go for two hours straight, she'll be making porn stars blush with her moans. Not so!

Good to know. I'll remember that for the future.

 

[Vincent]

Some people suffer from pre-mature ejacualtion, while others may suffer from something seemingly better (for the girl) but has its downfalls (for the guy). Its called Ejaculation retardation (no joke).

It generally applies to guys that have trouble ejaculating with their partner, and can often be very dramatizing. What you need to realize is that its not your fault. If you can't "C*m" with the chicks help, try doing it yourself (Moneyshot style ) if this doesn't work, you might need to take more drastic steps, like going into the room next to her and doing it. There is a website that goes over the steps if you still have trouble.

 

[Oxide]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MAN, YOU DID GREAT.


the girl got off, plus, from the sound of it, she is really into you.
you two can work it out, go get her tiger!

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

My first time I was wasted. It took me forever to get it up. On top of this she had a lot of experience. Definitely a sh!tty feeling. Ended up going for like 30 minutes though. Probably because of the vodka and K bud.

 

[Ballistik]

Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
hmm, the title is misleading, but I know for a fact that this isn't someone bragging in disguise!

 

[Superman X]

hmm, the title is misleading, but I know for a fact that this isn't someone bragging in disguise!

This is exactly what I thought it was like when I first read this post, but I had a simliar situation tonight. If it's never happened to you, you have no idea how frustrating it can be to have a hot girl naked and spreading her legs for you, and you not being able to get it up.

Delava, hit me up on AIM, gflash4001.

-Dan