"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Embarrassed because of penis size

Capt.America

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OK, so im 18 and i have a small penis. I have banged about 3 girls and they all have said that i have a small penis size which definitely shot a big whole in my confidence. It comes to the point where i even might even pass on having sex with girls in the near future because of this.. especially good looking girls.

I am talking to this one girl and she wants me to whip it out but im scared that if i do she will laugh and i will get humiliated and she would spread news about me @ my school. during P.E. class you can see lumps in the other dudes pants in the genital but you don't see it with mines *no homo*

I dont know what to do about this.I dont think it will grow because its been like this since i was 13 once i finish hitting puberty. It hasent got any bigger since Is there any natural things i can do to increase my size? surgery and pills are out of the question due to financial means.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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FairShake

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How big bro?

I would look into jelqing. I don't think it actually works to increase size but you will have stronger erections which rocks.
 

foreverAFC

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you should just close the car door on it a few times before you go see the girl, that way it will be way bigger
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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If any girl tells you that size is "soooooo" overrated, they are probably lying to you. The majority of girls would take an above average penis over a below average one.


Just two nights ago, we were at the bars and there were two girls sitting about 4 ft away from us, and one girl rambled on about how she had sex with her guy friend last night and how small he was. She talked about this for a long ass time, to the point that it was quite disturbing. The other girl then said that "maybe he knows how to use it" but by her tone we knew she didn't mean it. The first girl scoffs and simply stated, "if it's small it's small." And then they proceeded to both laugh.


Sorry for that story, it probably didn't help to reassure you at all but I'm just stating the facts.


I would just try to stay confident because honestly it's not the end of the world and you will find girls who won't care as much. Also if you have any redeeming qualities definitely try to portray and work on them more.
 

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how small is small here?

and learn to "use it". your other tools as well. truth be told vaginal orgasms are rare anyways, you gotta work the other buttons too in order to make that happen. and when it happens your size wont really matter.
 

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FairShake said:
How big bro?

I would look into jelqing. I don't think it actually works to increase size but you will have stronger erections which rocks.

Like 5.9....i know that's around the average but girls these days just don't understand. Society brainwashed them to think anything under 6.5 is no good. I remember talking to this girl and she said she wont fucc any guy that's under 7. Its not about the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean.
 

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5.9? That's weird you don't say 5 and a half or 6, but 5.9. But anyway it's mostly (but not completely) in your head guy.

There are a ton of girls who won't care about 5.9. Make sure you stay in shape, eat good pvssy, talk that dirty talk, and do some yoga.
 

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Well, good looking younger girls arent that nice to begin with. If you came off as shy or nervous, they'd assume you were an insecure virgin, and laugh at you for that. You know how young, popular, attractive people are. Theyre all about the status - the best, biggest, most expensive this and that. They like to brag, and bring other people down for their shortcomings to gain superiority over them. I wouldnt take anything they say too seriously - theyre not mature enough to respect or care - much less know anything. This is especially not the time to act nice, sensitive, weak, etc. Thats how most people get insulted and bullied, which is prominent during this time. They can really get at you, too, because those are sensitive areas: looks, performance, sexual experience, size, etc.

Just remember that only *****es say these cruel things. Pay them no minds, and dont take anything negative they say to heart. Everyone has an opinion, and *****es intentionally try to hurt others. Namely because theyre insecure about themselves, and get bullied by other *****es and *******s (ex: taking their own frustrations, failures, and insecurities out on others).

One of the most important things to learn is to not care what anyone else thinks. You cant let them make you insecure. Thats why they do it - because they have no real confidence themselves. Also, dont try to defend yourself - go on the offensive. Dish it right back. Pinpoint THEIR weaknesses. Dont just let them attack you. They probably do it because youre an easy target. Treat people how they treat you.

None of this **** is going to matter later on in life. Theyre just kids; **** them. Theyre not important outside of a quick bang anyway.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Zerro

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Considering that the average is about 5.5" then you're fine really. You should have just told those b!tches that it wasn't your fault their vaginas were too loose.

Also some b!tches are ignorant that some guys are "growers" rather than "showers". That guy with the bulge in his pants probably doesn't get any bigger than that, meanwhile the other dude who "grows" might as much as triple in size when hard. Of course the grower ain't gonna want to whip it out when it's limp, but why does she want to see it when it's limp anyway? Long story short, flaccid size is not a good indicator of erect size.

flashpoint said:
and learn to "use it". your other tools as well. truth be told vaginal orgasms are rare anyways, you gotta work the other buttons too in order to make that happen. and when it happens your size wont really matter.
Exactly, most chicks can't orgasm without ****oral stimulation anyway and a lot of them don't know that. They blame the size of the **** and think they always need a bigger one. Honestly if you can use your fingers and/or tongue get her off before you've even put your **** in her then she ain't going to care if it didn't look impressive before. Plus if you're really getting her excited she's gonna tighten up around you as well and then it won't feel so small.
 

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Hilarious trollololol thread.

What do those "huge" dudes do when the better looking dude with the "smaller" c0cks are fvcking their girlfriends or exes? Like a chick is going to trip over herself to just go with dudes no matter how ugly because they have a "huge c0ck" over a taller better looking dude that has chicks chasing him regardless.

Chicks pull that nonsense because it's the only thing they think they can use to try to "shame" a guy who most likely dumped them and hurt their feelings. As if that's actually going to stop him from getting a better or better looking chick.

I'd rather take a chick with average t1ts who was damn good looking than a sleezeball uglier chick with bigger t1ts anyday.

Again. Hilarious trollolol thread.
 

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What's so 'troll' about a penis size thread? If you think you're small, you can change that.

If you're serious about wanting to increase the size of your penis, go to pegym.com, register in the forum there and start by reading the faqs/articles.

Contrary to 'popular' belief you CAN make your penis larger, permanently, through exercise. But, just like exercise, it takes time and consistency. Not surgery - that's too risky and the results are more often than not unsatisfactory. Not drugs - those are bandaids. Exercise.

Seriously though, you'll want to post about it there. You're not going to get much legit advice about penis size in this forum, as most are completely ignorant about the subject or think it's dumb to ask legit questions.
 

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Zerro said:
Considering that the average is about 5.5" then you're fine really. You should have just told those b!tches that it wasn't your fault their vaginas were too loose..
HAHA, yeah. I really think, because of the permeation of porn into mainstream social consciousness, most young people (guys and girls) have an unrealistic idea of normal, natural penis size.

Its time we took back the power! We men don't have to put up with idiots mocking perfectly acceptable members.

Let's take a cue from Larry David and accuse women of having Big Vaginas any time we over hear them disparaging a fellow man's penis size: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

If you're still worried, there are also traction devices which are clinically shown to permanently increase penis size.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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d!ckmojo said:
HAHA, yeah. I really think, because of the permeation of porn into mainstream social consciousness, most young people (guys and girls) have an unrealistic idea of normal, natural penis size.

Its time we took back the power! We men don't have to put up with idiots mocking perfectly acceptable members.

Let's take a cue from Larry David and accuse women of having Big Vaginas any time we over hear them disparaging a fellow man's penis size: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

If you're still worried, there are also traction devices which are clinically shown to permanently increase penis size.
Or let's all assume a D cup is average for women. Tell her she can make fun of your member when she fixes those mosquito bites on her chest.
 

Who Dares Win

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floydb25 said:
Well, good looking younger girls arent that nice to begin with. If you came off as shy or nervous, they'd assume you were an insecure virgin, and laugh at you for that. You know how young, popular, attractive people are. Theyre all about the status - the best, biggest, most expensive this and that. They like to brag, and bring other people down for their shortcomings to gain superiority over them. I wouldnt take anything they say too seriously - theyre not mature enough to respect or care - much less know anything. This is especially not the time to act nice, sensitive, weak, etc. Thats how most people get insulted and bullied, which is prominent during this time. They can really get at you, too, because those are sensitive areas: looks, performance, sexual experience, size, etc.

Just remember that only *****es say these cruel things. Pay them no minds, and dont take anything negative they say to heart. Everyone has an opinion, and *****es intentionally try to hurt others. Namely because theyre insecure about themselves, and get bullied by other *****es and *******s (ex: taking their own frustrations, failures, and insecurities out on others).

One of the most important things to learn is to not care what anyone else thinks. You cant let them make you insecure. Thats why they do it - because they have no real confidence themselves. Also, dont try to defend yourself - go on the offensive. Dish it right back. Pinpoint THEIR weaknesses. Dont just let them attack you. They probably do it because youre an easy target. Treat people how they treat you.

None of this **** is going to matter later on in life. Theyre just kids; **** them. Theyre not important outside of a quick bang anyway.
Great post Floydb, all this crappy behaviour from many girls is an other sympton of the entitled mentality + the "smart independant girl" syndrome where any cvnt read cosmo a couple of times and she considers herself successful as donald trump and in demand.

This means a ego oversized compared to her value and her sensitivity as non existant regarding others while oversized regarding herself.

I agree that the only thing it to knock them down with their own means, if she tells you that you have a small d1ck you just tell her she has a big ass which is very likely to be true considered the average girl.

Bullies get no message except their own.

Its also a coward way to attack a man to insult him about his penis for the reason that he has no control over it plus its something that touches him in his very self much more than a fat girl who is fat because she wants it and still can stop being it.

It's a useless act of cruelty no different than the "cool kids" at school keep harassing the poor shy guy whos like that cause he as sh1tty family and parents to begin with.

I can say that despite having a d1ck above average (still in the normal range awfully) Im not always relaxed cause you never know what the b1tch in front you expect or wants, not so much cause she could not enjoy but because many girls would ruin some guy reputation just to have few minutes of attention while she make some joke.
 

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go to PEgym, learn how to jelq over time (i mean sh!t, for like months even few years). i will guarantee you will be able to grow it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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