Embarrasing sex

[itishe]

Banged my ex last night here are some things that pissed me off:

Condom fell off, other ones were in my car. My condoms always seem to be loose but I'm normal size, I must be rolling them on the wrong way.

Tried doggy style for the first time. Felt like one of the greatest challenges to get it in from behind. Would get about one thrust in then it would pop out.

She sucks at jerking me off, it's like she's yanking on my **** and not stroking it.

Ok thanks for listening.

 

[penkitten]

itishe...
everyone has had a condom fall off or break or whatever at some point in their sexual "career". it is normal, stop worrying about it.
doggy style is weird the first few times for many people. you are trying to do your thing, she is trying to "stay in position" and personally, i think it took me a long time to catch on to the fact that a woman can move around in that position. before that, i thought you were suppose to be perfectly still, and that wasn't getting it for me. i felt weird and didn't enjoy it and it hurt. then i guess i grow up and realized what it was all about
not every gal learns how to correctly caress and make a man feel good, nor does every gal learn how to correctly give a bj.
perhaps you could just tell her what you like as she is doing it then it will help matters go more smoothly.
you could always look at it like this... she is still kinda new at these things and thus not a ho....

 

[decades]

Other than that, I presume you had an intensely passionate, emotionally charged, richly nuanced bout of exquisite lovemaking, with the most extraordinarily sublime and undeniably delightful woman ever to walk the face of God's green earth. Right?

 

[itishe]

Yeah she's definately not a *****. I think I was the second guy to bang her, but anywho.

My **** always seems to never stay hard when I'm banging her either. It's super hard before I even put it in (i.e. grinding on each others naked bodies), but once I go in my **** loses some power and eventually the condom loosens up over my 75% erect ****. I personally think her positioning and efforts are not the greatest so therefore they are not pleasing/turning me on to my full potential hence my **** loses some blood.

She also has never had an orgasm. She doesn't like her **** being played with (too sensitive for her), and when I finger her I curl them upwards in order to hit the "g-spot" I increase pressure over time and she breathes deeply and lightly moans, but nothing too dramatic.

 

[itishe]

Other than that, I presume you had an intensely passionate, emotionally charged, richly nuanced bout of exquisite lovemaking, with the most extraordinarily sublime and undeniably delightful woman ever to walk the face of God's green earth. Right?

Nope. This other chick I'm seeing (one of her old good friends) is a virgin and isn't putting out. It pissed me off so I went back to banging my ex.

 

[djSlvt]

She's crispy new!! He needs to get used to his ex, and try some new things with his ex.

 

[itishe]

The ex is giving me good practice to blow the virgins mind.

 

[MT3]

Nope. This other chick I'm seeing (one of her old good friends) is a virgin and isn't putting out. It pissed me off so I went back to banging my ex.

I'm so glad to be on a website where we can say these things, and not have a massive flame war about how men are the most evil thing next to satan and hitler.

Ninja out.

 

[killbill]

lol im sorry i couldnt help but laughing.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

The ex is giving me good practice to blow the virgins mind.

Stop trying virgin sex can't be great... you can always try viagra like 80% of US men. Personally I don't need it cuz my PC mucle is ripped. You should try kegal exercises sometime.

 

[2Pac_Makaveli]

Other than that, I presume you had an intensely passionate, emotionally charged, richly nuanced bout of exquisite lovemaking, with the most extraordinarily sublime and undeniably delightful woman ever to walk the face of God's green earth. Right?

This is some profound, knee slapping good humoured ****!!!

 

[Holland]

Tried doggy style for the first time. Felt like one of the greatest challenges to get it in from behind. Would get about one thrust in then it would pop out.

Tell her to put her ass up more, so you go straight in.
Or just manouver her in that position.
Any normal woman should do that automaticly when she's turned on and has orgasmed (That might be the problem).

 

[bigappledj]

I'm so glad to be on a website where we can say these things, and not have a massive flame war about how men are the most evil thing next to satan and hitler.

Ninja out.

Eh? He won't get the virgin. The biggest mistake men make is running back to their tramp. Move along. She is done. Finished. End it.

Blowing a virgin's mind??? Obviously he has no experience or understanding of how a virgin's mind works.

Men are not evil. They are just stupid. Anybody who thinks that a virgin girl really cares how good you are in the sack is in need of an education on girls.

 

[MT3]

Eh? He won't get the virgin. The biggest mistake men make is running back to their tramp. Move along. She is done. Finished. End it.

Blowing a virgin's mind??? Obviously he has no experience or understanding of how a virgin's mind works.

Men are not evil. They are just stupid. Anybody who thinks that a virgin girl really cares how good you are in the sack is in need of an education on girls.

lol Ok mr. "education on girls" why don't you explain to us all about this?

Spoiler: He's going back to his ex for sex, he's already moved along.

Nice pesudo-advice nerd boy. Your the one who is fvcking stupid pansy boy.

 

[theunflushables]

I'm so glad to be on a website where we can say these things, and not have a massive flame war about how men are the most evil thing next to satan and hitler.

Ninja out.

Hey! What's wrong with Satan?

 

[azanon]

Hey! What's wrong with Satan?

Ain't that the freakin' truth. Instead he the guy that promotes thinking for yourself and making your own decisions?

 

[Dark Chivalry]

My tips:

Train your tool to keep it harder longer. A condom does not stay put on a softish tool. Exercise the pc muscle until you can keep your piece rockhard until you ejaculate, after that, remove your rod from her ***** immediately, dispose of the rubber, and snuggle up to your woman for some afterplay.

Keep at least 3 condoms at hand for each session of fvcking. You dont want to run out.

During sex, do not take your c0ck all the way out of her most of the time, keep a foot in the door so to speak. In the first few thrusts, you are opening her pvssy a bit, so it can accomodate your tool. If a girl is tight, this can take some time or you might hurt her. I like to start off with missionary, then move to other positions while doing it. I also like to start off with oral. Let her blow you to an orgasm first, then you lick her **** and finger her g-spot. When you are ready to go again she is still sentive and opened and you last longer.

 

[ValleyDJing]

hitler.

You leave my Grandpa outta this!!!!

 

[BluEyes]

Whenever I go out with the intention of a ONS, I always have atleast 2 or 3 rubbers. I remember when I first had sex, I had only one, and it was like pulling the winning lottery ticket out of my pocket, was so happy to have it. needless to say it tore...

Always have backup, it's like going into battle with only one bullet in the gun.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Whenever I go out with the intention of a ONS, I always have atleast 2 or 3 rubbers. I remember when I first had sex, I had only one, and it was like pulling the winning lottery ticket out of my pocket, was so happy to have it. needless to say it tore...

Always have backup, it's like going into battle with only one bullet in the gun.

You can always skeet... or anal sex. :rock: