Embarassing stuff...

[Joshski]

So I searched around for threads...and I found exactly the opposite of what I was looking for.

My **** gets erected too often and in the worst possible situations.

Example 1:
I'm sitting down talking with a couple friends and a girl friend (not gf) comes over and sits on my lap. Okay, fine. Later she starts repositioning herself and thats when it starts.

Example 2:
Playing basketball outside when a different girls starts chasing me for no apparent reason. Being the showoff I am, I run and jump a hand rail and sit on a ledge. She comes over and squeezes btwn my legs. Then she puts her hands on my upper leg. then it starts again.

is there any way to end these annoying erections? if not, is there anything I can do to have them happen less often and make them less apparent?

 

[Beavis]

Think of your grandma taking a ****.

 

[Joshski]

that might work if i had a grandma =P

 

[jeffthechef]

****..girls are always showing off their assets and we love it..
and girls love sex just as much, if not more than guys do

SO NEXT TIME YOU GET AN ERECTION...STAND UP AND STRETCH..STRUT THAT ****..she'll be turned on...and if she's not, then she's not interested..and you can go share your erection with a different girl

 

[Joshski]

****..girls are always showing off their assets and we love it..
and girls love sex just as much, if not more than guys do

SO NEXT TIME YOU GET AN ERECTION...STAND UP AND STRETCH..STRUT THAT ****..she'll be turned on...and if she's not, then she's not interested..and you can go share your erection with a different girl

...im not trying to show off and even get with someone for that matter.

 

[eaglez1177]

****..girls are always showing off their assets and we love it..
and girls love sex just as much, if not more than guys do

SO NEXT TIME YOU GET AN ERECTION...STAND UP AND STRETCH..STRUT THAT ****..she'll be turned on...and if she's not, then she's not interested..and you can go share your erection with a different girl

Hahaha, im gonna have to disagree with you on this one jeff.

You have no idea what that chicks reaction could be if you stand up and she sees your fvckin woody, not to mention that it could turn out to be an EXTREMELY embarassing situation for you.

As soon as you feel the boner coming on, you have a few options to combat its increasing hardening lol:

a) quickly, and very sneakily, slip your d*ck in between your waist and your boxers. Or, between your waist and your pants or anything that can hold it to your body lol.

this is what I do, it works almost every time=> b) as soon as you feel it coming on, do not, I repeat, DO NOT panic or get nervous or start thinking alot. Just breathe normally, relax, and do nothing. Do not move any part of your body. Stay completely still like a rock hard stone (no pun intended). then (this is the crazy part, but it works for me), think of your d*ck having little tiny "workers" inside, like little super miniature people that wear hard hats (no pun intended) and manage the blood flow to your d*ck (cuz wen u get a boner, its like a big increase in blood flow). Now, think of the main little worker guy screaming out "OKAY EVERYONE, RELAX, DECREASE BLOOD FLOW. BLOOD FLOW DECREASING." as you feel the boner slowly going away, say again to yourself "okay we have decrease in size...blood flow is continuing to decrease, going at a good rate now...nice job everyone". (and while your thinking this situation through in your head, look at a clock, or something that has a timer on it, so as the time passes, you can kinda say in your head "okay guys were 30 seconds in, blood flow is decreasing, almost fully decreased" <=and by this i mean your boner is slowly going away).

Trust me, it works. Just try it and practice it. Dont practice it when your in a bad situation like out in public in front of everyone, but practice it like in the car or during class. Make yourself get a boner during class, and then while looking at the clock, go through "option b" in your head and practice working the boner down to normal. TRUST ME, you'll eventually get to the point where if you have a full boner, you'll be able to get rid of it in less than a minute.

 

[Joshski]

thanks. i was actually going thru that in my head and it was relaxing xD

 

[eaglez1177]

Trust me bro, if you practice it, I swear to you that you will have SO much more control over your erections. Just stay calm, dont freak out, be still, dont touch your d*ck, and dont try to do it while slipping your d*ck in between your waist and boxers, and dont try to do it while thinking about sexual things.

 

[jeffthechef]

...im not trying to show off and even get with someone for that matter.

show off- telling her to look at it..and giving her its profile

i just saw an acronym on this site for nice guy..in the tips forum

Never
Interesting
Coward
Embarrassed

you're kinda breaking every part of it..and if you're not even trying to get with someone...then why be embarrassed?..

you watch Anchorman?..that blonde was ****ing turned on..AND...RON WAS ****ING INTERESTING..he made TWO ****ing jokes about his MASSIVE ERECTION

but sure, do as you please

 

[eaglez1177]

Dude I have to disagree again, I mean last thing you want is ppl going around school saying stuff like "dude I heard you got a huge boner in math class today and everyone saw it". Unless you have a gigantic c*ck, girls arent going to be that turned on or impressed.

One time my friend Josh (wow what a coincidence lol) tried to do something like this. We were at baseball practice wearing sweatpants and he was sporting a huge fvcking boner on the bench next to this hot chick who wrote down stuff on the scorecard. She was really, really, weirded out.

 

[jeffthechef]

if you're at school, then i would not suggest it...

but if you're with your friends on the weekend or afterschool..**** it

"Every dating guru out there says “be a nice guy”. Most women say it too. Because that’s what society tells them they should look for. But that’s not really what they desire. Have you ever ended up as the “best friend” that girls will never sleep with – while they will sleep with that bad boy they just met last week? Whatever happened to “I want to find a nice guy?” That’s merely what they tell you when you already are a nice guy – when you have lowered your value, de-sexualized yourself, she will exclude you from her secret reality – that she really desires a sexual, dominant rake. This is not socially acceptable and yet it is reality. The nice guy will never find out, because the woman will never let him in on the secret. The guys she will let in, already know it. They are the Casanovas, the secret society of men who know the secret desires of women."

"THE IMAGE YOU PROJECT DETERMINES HOW THE WOMEN WILL RESPOND. And whatever response you attract, becomes your reality. The nice guy only attracts a woman’s coldness and contempt, and maybe her manipulative tendencies – so in his reality, all women only want looks, money, etc. because those were the only responses his attitude and behavior brought out in women. The Casanova only attracts a woman’s sexual energy, so in his reality, all women want sex, and they all want to be led, swept off their feet, and to some extent dominated. To the Casanova, women are not evil, cold manipulators – they are lusty, sex-crazed nymphos who only want his rod – not his looks or his bank account."

"The reasons why most guys mess up with women are many in number, yet they all stem from the same root, and this root is often so concealed in negative emotions, insecurities, and mis-information that the very obviousness of it rarely gets seen.

The root of failure with women is INSECURITY. Insecurity is the mental state of a guy who can not see the reality about women and life in general – he sees threats and dangers everywhere. He’s always thinking “I better not mess this up” or “I don’t want to risk offending her with my opinions”… In other words, the insecure guys out there are walking on eggshells. They try to act “nice” because all their lives they have been told by parents, teachers, the media, etc. that “nice” is what girls are attracted to."
-Hoticecasanova

Last, why should a Man be embarrassed by such a natural event? He should be ashamed for breaking promises, cheating, blaming others, etc.

 

[eaglez1177]

Ehh I dont really see the connection between all that and showing off your boner to a girl. I mean its not a HUGE deal, as in your not going to be screwing yourself over and making yourself the "nice guy" if you dont show off your boner, but its just something small that I guess you could say some guys would have a slight advantage when showing off their boner to a girl.

Idk it all comes down to your comfort level and how you feel. Do you want to take the risk of getting a very weird reaction and embarassment with showing off your boner to a girl you may know, just met, or not even know? Or do you want to run the risk with the hopes that it may turn the girl on? Your choice, I think it also depends on the type of girl, situation, etc.

 

[jeffthechef]

i dont see it as a risk

and i dont think we'll agree on this subject =/