"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Embarassing question about a drug side effect.

GlutusMaximus86

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And no it's not erectile dsyfunction :D. Anyway the side effect is every morning after I take my Rx pills and a multivitamin, when I arrive at school I feel bloated in my rear and hear gurgling noses from my rear as well. Even after I go to the bathroom sometimes I'll still hear those noises. Obviously this is very annoying and embarrassing and I'm not really sure what to do. I talked to the doctor about it and he said I could take beano, but only 4 or 5 hours after I took my Rx pills. The Beano does work, but since I have to wait 4 or 5 hours before I can take them, that dosen't help out my situation much, bc this side effect happens only a few minutes after I take the pills. So my question is do you guys know of any foods I could eat in the morning or anything I can do to help stop this from happening?

Thanks for your help.
 
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Health & Fitness...

By the way, there are many different types of drugs out there which treat the same symptoms. See if there's a different type that you could use - perhaps this would make the problems go away.
 

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Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
I've been taking for roughly two months now. I'm just curious, why do you ask?
Just trying to figure out if the gas is really caused by the drug or may be you just need nutritional adjustments.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm pretty sure it's the drug. Right after I started taking the Rx is when this started happening. Of course it maybe just a strange coincedence.
 
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