"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jacksonjames

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I am really into this girl but she keeps making emasculating comments. for example I am a pretty alpha guy and confident but she keeps trying to kind of get control over me. I know it is some kind of test but she will call me 'a baby' and if she can't make a date she will say stuff like, 'you're sweet' and 'don't cry about it'. I really like this girl apart from this part of her personality and want it to stop but more importantly I want to respond to it in a DJ way. she is always iniatiting contact with me so I don't think I'm putting too much into it.

how can I respond to these comments properly? right now I've just kind of blown them off and said I would do something else etc

Thanks in advance guys.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Warrior74

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Agree and amplify.

"A baby? I AM a big baby, I need to be breast fed! :p "
"baby? Well, I do have a baby arm"

"sweet, I am sweet, that's why all the ladies love me" (expect eye rolls)

"I won't cry, do you think your sister/best friend/slut she hates will go with me instead? What's her number? lol"

Just off the top of my head, im sure you can think of something wittier. Sometimes stupid statements warrant stupid responses. Just say it with a smile in your voice or an emoticon on text. Devil may care attitude is the way forward.

http://roissy.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/relationship-game-week-agree-and-amplify/
 
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