SharinganUser
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Elise Estrada vs Tila Tequila
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Ken785
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They're both overrated Asian chicks...hb7s at most. Their are way hotter Asian chicks out there I know personally...and they aren't even famous but are wayy hotter.
SharinganUser
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Over rated or X-rated??
SharinganUser
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Yeah she's hot too, but I think she has a weird nose for some reason.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Ken785
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Her name is Devon Aoki. Her dad owns the Benihanas Japanese Steakhouse chain.Junkyard said:
SharinganUser
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Oh yeah thats right, She's actually half french, I believe, not that i hate the french or anything.
Francine Dee has always been considered a sexy ass Asian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4VFHxe7T5Q
She was on Blind Date a few times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irGliRR-E34&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4VFHxe7T5Q
She was on Blind Date a few times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irGliRR-E34&feature=related
Ken785
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Oh yeah...that wh0re....Phyzzle said:
War Against Betaism
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I've always thought Tila Tequila was very overrated looking. Her head is just way too small and she's not really that cute to me. Easily the first girl for me.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ken785
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ehh...shes a no talent famous for nothing wh0re anyway...Wiesman44 said:
SharinganUser
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Apparently she is a singer but I've never heard any of her songs.
War Against Betaism
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They're all on myspace I believe.
I love Hyori Lee
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Bah.
All those girls look evil.
I want to have a foursome with all these girls here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIsSYc_IDLs
All those girls look evil.
I want to have a foursome with all these girls here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIsSYc_IDLs
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I love Hyori Lee
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Actually I want a foursome with all 4 of these girls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHWVSWWV7E
:yes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AHWVSWWV7E
:yes:
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Masuimi Max
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-h-Ohf3-E
tila tequila in a god damn annoying attention *****. **** MTV for helping her gain attention.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-h-Ohf3-E
tila tequila in a god damn annoying attention *****. **** MTV for helping her gain attention.
PRMoon
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I'd do either or both. They look like fun for one nights entertainment. Of the two I'd DATE neither though. Dating D list celebs is not the way to do things as an average citizen.