"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Electric Razor

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I tried usin my dads electric razor to shorten my hair.. which didnt work
I even tried to just shave it off.. still didnt work..
I thought u can shave ur head with an electric razor?
You dont have to get the type they have at barber stores do they? Cant you just use the one u use to shave ur facial hair with?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Moved to Health & Fitness... :p


You did WHAT??? You mean that you tried to shave your normal length hair with an electric razor made for shaving your face?? Here's what you need to do. Go to Wal-Mart and buy a hair trimmer kit - yes, like the one at the stylist's - it's going to run you about 15 bucks (for a cheap one). This will yield far better, quicker, and easier results than will standing in front of the bathroom with a razor trying to shave your head one 1/3rd inch strip at a time...
 

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yep lol
alrighty.
how about off of ebay? they look pretty cheap there(altho i guess they must be used) ... ive never used ebay before.

how do u make payments on ebay? can u use a debit card?

hmm..maybe ill just get it from walmart instead ;p
 

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Originally posted by Lost
yep lol
alrighty.
how about off of ebay? they look pretty cheap there(altho i guess they must be used) ... ive never used ebay before.

how do u make payments on ebay? can u use a debit card?

hmm..maybe ill just get it from walmart instead ;p
Guy, you're talking about 15 dollars. Fifteen, not fifty. It's not worth the time to use eBay for. Just go to Wal-Mart and don't go to McDonalds tomorrow to cover the loss. :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wahl hair clippers, the best. comes with all the attachments you need, either get a normal cosmetic one which doesnt need oiling, or a professional salon one which requires maintanence.
 

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Hey guys i got a hair clipper but i havent taken it out of the box yet. i was wonderinfg if yall could tell me if its good. I forget it was either from walmart or sams club(theyre right next to each other).

its called:
Wahl All-Pro Deluxe Haircut Kit
 

xi phi pi

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Originally posted by Lost
Hey guys i got a hair clipper but i havent taken it out of the box yet. i was wonderinfg if yall could tell me if its good. I forget it was either from walmart or sams club(theyre right next to each other).

its called:
Wahl All-Pro Deluxe Haircut Kit
Check the message above this question.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by Lost
Hey guys i got a hair clipper but i havent taken it out of the box yet. i was wonderinfg if yall could tell me if its good. I forget it was either from walmart or sams club(theyre right next to each other).

its called:
Wahl All-Pro Deluxe Haircut Kit
Do you have to have the Ferrari of hair-cutting clippers? Are you a gay hair stylist? Are you even a professional hair stylist? No. The function of the tool you just bought is to cut hair. Your goal is to have your hair cut. Use the tool that you purchased to accomplish the goal you desire. If you want a "good" one, expect to pay 200-300 dollars for it. Wal-Mart's version will do the same job as theirs, but it won't last for years and years. How much did it cost, anyway?

If the hair clipper for some reason can't clip hair, then you've got 30 days to return it to Wal-Mart. Of course, since you haven't taken it out of the box yet, your time is running out...
 

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well what if thers something i dont know

like maintenance. if i can get one for the same price that doesnt take all the maintenance crap then id rather get it.

DUH, its good to ask before u buy/open.
 
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