"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Electric bill is really high

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For some reason my electric bill this month is about 50 dollars higher than it normally is. My bills are normally about 80 dollars a month, but for some reason I was close to 130 dollars this month :eek:.

Anyone have any idea what could have accounted for that discrepancy? Did the price of electricity go up or something, or do you think something is wrong with my furnace? (I live in the Midwest and it is cold as sh!t here) I also recently got a hi-def TV. Could that be burning a lot of electricity?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Do you guys have a base-line usage system? or Per kWh?

In California, we are getting ripped off really bad (on both ends), and we claim to want to combat global warming. Meanwhile in Nevada and Idaho we're building coal power plants.

Most homes use gas to heat, but check with your Utility as to why they're jacking rates.
 

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MikeYikes122 said:
For some reason my electric bill this month is about 50 dollars higher than it normally is. My bills are normally about 80 dollars a month, but for some reason I was close to 130 dollars this month :eek:.

Anyone have any idea what could have accounted for that discrepancy? Did the price of electricity go up or something, or do you think something is wrong with my furnace? (I live in the Midwest and it is cold as sh!t here) I also recently got a hi-def TV. Could that be burning a lot of electricity?
I heard hi-def TV's DO raise your bill but $50 seems extensive. If you are using a space heater, that could be it too.
 

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i think its all the electric heating your house dude because my bill is always high in the winter time too.
it goes back down the rest of the year.
 

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I have electric heat in my apt and the electric bill in the winter is outrageous. Average winter electric cost for my 1 bedroom place is about $5-7 per day!!

Yeah. I live in the frigid north so the heat has to be running all the time. Electric heat is a killer.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MikeYikes122

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I think you guys are right. It's this damn cold that has hit the Midwest this winter. This is the coldest I can ever remember it being, and I've lived in the Midwest for 15 years.
 
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