"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How far should ejaculation go, based on standing with penis horizontal to floor, and is it influenced by masturbation frequency?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Work out your PC muscles if you want to shoot your load further. Checkout keegal excersizes on google.

If you ask me though, I'd have a lot more to worry about than adding a few inches to my PB in kizz shooting, if you catch my drift.
 
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shooting very far can...make quite a mess, trust me... you don't want it to hit the ceiling.. I know from experience ( dont ask )
 
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I find it quite satisfying to splash it across her face just after pulling out from between her legs... and they are always AMAZED that I can do that... but I don't think it's something you can practice... you are either born with it or you aren't.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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if you are weak in that area try shooting it like a loaded gun, as you feel your about to unload grip the center of the member and press hard it will repress the sperm and force it to pile up like a car crash in the middle of the tube, then release and watch it fly, do this twice or three times, never hold down for too long.

youll wanna hold, release, hold release while stroking at the same time, practice makes perfect.
 
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Originally posted by Duke Togo
if you are weak in that area try shooting it like a loaded gun, as you feel your about to unload grip the center of the member and press hard it will repress the sperm and force it to pile up like a car crash in the middle of the tube, then release and watch it fly, do this twice or three times, never hold down for too long.

youll wanna hold, release, hold release while stroking at the same time, practice makes perfect.
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the things you can learn by hanging out here! :D
 
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If you do kegal exercises everyday you can shot away like a cannon of navaronne. When you are cuming, relax and then squeeze with your PC muscle when you feel it coming to watch it fly. Do this a couple of times.
 
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i do kegels....they should help to make you ejaculate longer but i rarley get more than 2 feet....is good to prevent ejaculation though
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Duke Togo
if you are weak in that area try shooting it like a loaded gun, as you feel your about to unload grip the center of the member and press hard it will repress the sperm and force it to pile up like a car crash in the middle of the tube, then release and watch it fly, do this twice or three times, never hold down for too long.
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Car crash? Holy crap I was on the floor laughing after reading this.
 
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Originally posted by upsidedownside7
Next week in the olympics, they will start a load shooting contest after the shotput.
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If true, then Peter North will end up with more Gold hanging around his neck than Mr. T
 
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