"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Ejaculation distance

MackJr

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How far should ejaculation go, based on standing with penis horizontal to floor, and is it influenced by masturbation frequency?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Work out your PC muscles if you want to shoot your load further. Checkout keegal excersizes on google.

If you ask me though, I'd have a lot more to worry about than adding a few inches to my PB in kizz shooting, if you catch my drift.
 

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shooting very far can...make quite a mess, trust me... you don't want it to hit the ceiling.. I know from experience ( dont ask )
 

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I find it quite satisfying to splash it across her face just after pulling out from between her legs... and they are always AMAZED that I can do that... but I don't think it's something you can practice... you are either born with it or you aren't.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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if you are weak in that area try shooting it like a loaded gun, as you feel your about to unload grip the center of the member and press hard it will repress the sperm and force it to pile up like a car crash in the middle of the tube, then release and watch it fly, do this twice or three times, never hold down for too long.

youll wanna hold, release, hold release while stroking at the same time, practice makes perfect.
 

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Originally posted by Duke Togo
if you are weak in that area try shooting it like a loaded gun, as you feel your about to unload grip the center of the member and press hard it will repress the sperm and force it to pile up like a car crash in the middle of the tube, then release and watch it fly, do this twice or three times, never hold down for too long.

youll wanna hold, release, hold release while stroking at the same time, practice makes perfect.
the things you can learn by hanging out here! :D
 

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If you do kegal exercises everyday you can shot away like a cannon of navaronne. When you are cuming, relax and then squeeze with your PC muscle when you feel it coming to watch it fly. Do this a couple of times.
 

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i do kegels....they should help to make you ejaculate longer but i rarley get more than 2 feet....is good to prevent ejaculation though
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Duke Togo
if you are weak in that area try shooting it like a loaded gun, as you feel your about to unload grip the center of the member and press hard it will repress the sperm and force it to pile up like a car crash in the middle of the tube, then release and watch it fly, do this twice or three times, never hold down for too long.
Car crash? Holy crap I was on the floor laughing after reading this.
 

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Originally posted by upsidedownside7
Next week in the olympics, they will start a load shooting contest after the shotput.
If true, then Peter North will end up with more Gold hanging around his neck than Mr. T
 
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