Eating.

[RazzleDazzle]

I seem to have an eating problem. IT's not that i eat too much, it's that i can't eat too much. If i start eating i can't eat very much. I just can't for example if i go to mcdonalds, i order the quarter pounder meal. I will finish the quarter pounder (few bites left) and have a dozen fries maybe. Is my stomach that small? I don't know cuz when i throw up a lot comes out.

Did anyone ever have that problem? I know to gain weight (which i want to do) you have to do it in the kitchen. How did you fix it? If i eat too much i feel like i'm going to puke. And i don't want to waste all that food!!

 

[matius]

Yeah, actually I was watching the Discover channel. They have this (I'm serious) balloon...they insert it up your anus (many of the cats here are going to think this is a joke, just ignore them). So once the balloon is inserted in your butt, it enters the stomach. Once they have the balloon positioned correctly within the stomach lining through your butt crack, they blow up the balloon to stretch out the walls of your stomach.

You have to keep going back to get the balloon up your a ss, but you'll be eating more. Some people even said they eat so much that they go just to have the balloon pulled out of their a ss again (kind of acts like a less pervasive enema).

Good luck, check into it.

 

[Entity]

You have to increase your protein and carbohydrate intake if you want to gain weight. Eat some energy bars...they're usually full of both.

 

[Shadow Dancer]

You simply asked how to eat more...I used to have the same problem. It's fixed easy peasy.


Eat smaller portions, several times a day. After you have done this for about a week you'll notice that you'll easily eat bigger meals. But be carfeful, don't start gorging yourself or you'll end up back where you are now. Just enough at each meal to keep you satisfied for the next few hours.

Even if you want to eat that whole pizza, don't. Eat some now. Eat some later. Then eat some more later-later.

After you get used to this it will be your natural way of eating.


-Shadow

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by matius
Yeah, actually I was watching the Discover channel. They have this (I'm serious) balloon...they insert it up your anus (many of the cats here are going to think this is a joke, just ignore them). So once the balloon is inserted in your butt, it enters the stomach. Once they have the balloon positioned correctly within the stomach lining through your butt crack, they blow up the balloon to stretch out the walls of your stomach.

You have to keep going back to get the balloon up your a ss, but you'll be eating more. Some people even said they eat so much that they go just to have the balloon pulled out of their a ss again (kind of acts like a less pervasive enema).

Good luck, check into it.

You gotta be shitting me.