"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Eating raw eggs

MikeYikes122

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This is going to sound like a stupid question, but are you supposed to crack an egg and eat the insides raw? I thought I understood that people do that for protein in a post I was reading on here.

If so, is there a limitation to how many egg yolks you can eat?

Thanks
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Yep, put them in a shake and blend them with whey.

I've been put on 24 eggs a day!
 

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I nuke them.

Safer, almost just as quick, and is just as effective seeing as I don't own a blender.
 

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MikeYikes122 said:
This is going to sound like a stupid question, but are you supposed to crack an egg and eat the insides raw? I thought I understood that people do that for protein in a post I was reading on here.
yes.

If so, is there a limitation to how many egg yolks you can eat?
as many as you can stomach.
 

MikeYikes122

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How long should i microwave them for if i dont have a blender.

I bet I can pound like six of these. I went to college for five years and i bet i can take a shot of just about anything.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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shake:

12 eggs
4 scoops of whey
2 tbsps of natural peanut butter
2 scoops of ice cream(same flavour as whey)
2 cups of ice
 

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Half of that isnt going to mit into my blender...

By nuke do you mean raw and full?
 

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SinJester said:
Half of that isnt going to mit into my blender...

By nuke do you mean raw and full?
Yeah, crack em into a plate.

Here's the thing, the mic only cooks from the outside, so you grab a big plate, place a smaller bowl or something in the middle, and crack your eggs around the bowl.

That way, there are no eggs in the center, they're all on the outside and will be cooked well.

Poke them with a knife or something before you nuke them because sometimes when you take them out they can explode from the rapid heating.
 

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Crack on forehead and throw down throat.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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